The first year I started liking the Dolphins was Super Bowl VI, which they lost to the Cowboys. I was 5. My whole family was pulling for the Cowboys, so I rooted for the Dolphins. They lost, and I cried.

The entire senior year until the Super Bowl, that is. We went 10-0 and then lost to Wakefield (13-7) in the Super Bowl. It was also kinda tough that we blew out just about everyone we played and that we usually ended up playing just a half.

I'd rather have 10 Super Bowl trophies and no MVPs.

Let's be honest: I just want a Super Bowl ring.

The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun.

They made this seem like the Super Bowl,