The fish has two motors -- the head turns, the tail moves -- but the deer has six. We've spared no expense on the details. You stick this on the wall, and it looks like a real deer head.


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When I was young, I was the kid who would call my dad from a slumber party to beg him to come pick m...
KENDALL JENNER
I don't think I need a significant other to be happy because I always like to find that for myse...
KYLIE JENNER
My little sister Kylie puts an amazing outfit together every day, and it just works for her. For me,...
KENDALL JENNER
I'm always down to share my secrets, share my beauty tips. Most of the stuff my fans never knew ...
KYLIE JENNER
I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't...
KRIS JENNER
I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit blo...
KRIS JENNER
I am not a spokesperson for the trans community, I am not. The media kind of projects me as being th...
CAITLYN JENNER
The next great decathlete is going to be a runner. I still feel that a Dan O'Brien, if he was a ...
CAITLYN JENNER
It's important for people to recognize that they shouldn't ignore symptoms like shortness of...
CAITLYN JENNER
Runway is like an adrenaline rush.
KENDALL JENNER
There are new rumors about me every day.
KYLIE JENNER
I'm obsessed with Tumblr. I love looking at all the pictures!
KENDALL JENNER
I try not to be too invasive into my personal life. When I was younger, I used to tweet a lot, every...
KENDALL JENNER
There's a level of protection you need to give to your kids, and then sometimes you need to just...
BRODY JENNER
Be yourself. And if you're not accepted by your family, there will be people who will accept you...
BRODY JENNER
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single.
BRODY JENNER
I've been in many relationships in my life and learned a lot from them, good and bad.
BRODY JENNER
The second that I watched 'Glee' with my brother, I loved it. I fell in love with it and I s...
BLAKE JENNER
I've written poetry since I was a kid. As the years went on, I got into writing stories and scre...
BLAKE JENNER
In Miami, I was studying improv as well as acting. Improv is a great tool to have, just for the come...
BLAKE JENNER
In junior high, I was picked on for being the small skinny kid who enjoyed being in drama. All the d...
BLAKE JENNER
I really love to run, and then right after, get some good lifting in. Then, of course, follow all th...
BLAKE JENNER
I really enjoy being behind the camera. A ton of projects I've done that are my most favorite pr...
BRODY JENNER
I dropped out of college when I was 18 to be in a band.
BRODY JENNER
I never wanted to rely on my family for money.
BRODY JENNER
If a guy's talking to you at a club and you're having a long conversation, and then one of y...
BRODY JENNER
I became super claustrophobic with Hollywood. I don't like Hollywood. I don't like what it r...
BRODY JENNER
All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's no...
BRODY JENNER
Once I'm satisfied and I've made enough money where I can afford to live in Malibu, because ...
BRODY JENNER
A lot of times, I'm traveling or have appointments, so I don't get to work out every day, bu...
BRODY JENNER
I feel like girls are always fighting guys off at bars, always. Usually girls don't really have ...
BRODY JENNER
I love Christmas. Christmas is family time.
BRODY JENNER
I love American muscle cars. It's my thing.
BRODY JENNER
It's a lot easier to find a friend on television than love.
BRODY JENNER
Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You ...
BRODY JENNER
I've always been a person that's totally comfortable with my sexuality and showing my affect...
BRODY JENNER
My heart really lies in my jewelry line, Archangel. I have really enjoyed watching the company go fr...
BRODY JENNER
Canadians are the best, they're the best.
BRODY JENNER
I try my best, but at the same time, I try not to let being out with someone affect my everyday life...
KENDALL JENNER
Sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for, like, five minutes. That's tough...
KENDALL JENNER
When the time comes for your brain to process the information, the second word comes up faster than ...
CAITLYN JENNER
'Esquire Magazine' just gave me 'Father of the Year'. I'll put it right up there...
CAITLYN JENNER
If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I...
CAITLYN JENNER
I wish I were kind of normal. It would be so much more simple.
CAITLYN JENNER