The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I am at two with nature

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.