The Forest Service appears to be having an internal fire sale, with the heart of our national forests put out for bid on eBay. We may soon see the Weyerhaeuser National Forest patrolled by rent-a-rangers, overseen by private consultants.
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Related We have an incredible national forest service, and we have an incredible child outreach program that... MONTEL WILLIAMS We want to put an end to the pattern of abuse on the Kootenai National Forest that has resulted in d... JEFF JUEL Forest rangers see the forest differently. Likewise, entrepreneurs see the world differently. RICHIE NORTON These are really kind of isolated pieces of forest. Most of our forests in East Texas are public lan... ERNIE MURRAY Put another way, the Forest Service has tried to cut down enough trees from the Kootenai National Fo... JEFF JUEL It's clear that there will always be roads in national forests. But it is a welcome change that the ... JAY WATSON Managers at the Colville National Forest seem more interested in selling trees than managing th... CYNTHIA REICHELT Every successful prescribed fire is a blow for safety in surrounding communities and for forest heal... BRUCE BABBITT Managers at the Colville National Forest seem more interested in selling trees than managing the for... CYNTHIA REICHELT We would have sued the Forest Service if the Forest Service had tried to approve it on a Categorical... CHRIS WINTER We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the fore... URSULA K. LE GUIN The forest-dwellers have grown weary of wandering in the forests; following the Guru's Teachings, se... ATHARVA VEDA Love is a forest fire ignited by a firefly DONA MAYOORA As the forest went, so went the bird. It's an indicator species, representative of what we did to th... DAVID LUNEAU Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out... WINNIE THE POOH Our national debt after all is an internal debt owed not only by the Nation but to the Nation. If ou... FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT Now the Forest Service and BLM must stop avoiding their legal responsibilities and get to work imple... DOUG HEIKEN Our observers will be the eyes for the National Weather Service. They'll use the information to deci... BRUCE SULLIVAN Uncontrolled emotion is as undisciplined and needlessly destructive as starting a forest fire with a... LORETTA YOUNG It caught everybody by surprise. As far as we know, none of the delegation members knew about it and... DAN MCLAUGHLIN If this provision became law, it could literally lead to the privatization of millions of acres of p... DAVE ALBERSWERTH I'm extremely pleased that the process has come to this point. We thank the Forest Service for the o... BOB HONTS A forest ecology is a delicate one. If the forest perishes, its fauna may go with it. The Athshean w... URSULA K. LE GUIN The making of the far-famed New York Central Park was opposed by even good men, with misguided pluck... JOHN MUIR Our redwood trees are treasures that need to be protected and preserved. By adding more than 25,000 ... DIANNE FEINSTEIN The current management regime allows for degradation of soil, water and vegetation on national fores... BOB EKEY For decades, this agency has invoked the phrase 'Forest Service family' to connote a cohesive, close... JEFF RUCH This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people. JOHN WYCLIFFE One priority is if the private land is adjacent to forest land, near where a fire occurred. That's w... AMANDA MILBURN We need to be adding to the national forests, not decreasing them. DAVID CARR We've had to truly earn our bids. Since the PAC doesn't have an automatic bid, we've had to get ther... AARON HUFFMAN The day has become a holiday celebrated by retail discounts and coupons. Unfortunately, we forget th... BUDDY HOWELL Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. ROBERT HEINLEIN We will find neither national purpose nor personal satisfaction in a mere continuation of economic p... ROBERT KENNEDY I am not feeling any better because I cannot stay in bed, having constant cause for walking. They sa... CAMILLE CLAUDEL We should not blame people by the mistakes of others. DANIEL MELGAçO Typically, an historic site is considered by the National Park Service to contain a single historica... RICK RENZI ...it is disquieting to feel that the conversion into a National Forest or Park always means the est... ALDO LEOPOLD We'd like to see the company put up for sale, ... VISX [management] is giving lip service to a sale. CARL ICAHN The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people. DANIEL WEBSTER The timber sale is a part of Custer State Park's ongoing forest management program, ... Much of the ... WILLIAM HILL She was patrolling the forest enforcing the no-fire ban. She got out of her government vehicle with ... JEFF DORSCHNER I don't know that increasing population or increasing recreation in the national forest has anything... LAURA LEWIS Who are we if not the stories we pass down? What happens when there's no one left to tell those stor... CARRIE RYAN We support looking at ways to become efficient. But ... not as a justification for an insufficient b... BLAKE SELZER If size really mattered, a match wouldn’t be able to set a forest on fire. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Our national debt, after all, is an internal debt, owed not only by the nation but to the nation. If... FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT On the basis of our inquiry we assess that the threat to U.S. national security posed by DP World to... JOHN NEGROPONTE If you look on the fungal genome as being soldier candidates protecting the U.S. as our host defense... PAUL STAMETS (As currently drafted) the Kyoto Protocol could actually accelerate forest destruction by giving inc... JENNIFER MORGAN You may have to deal with a situation where private property owners erect their own fences and may b... CHRIS SIMCOX We are the only forest service in the West attached to a land grant institute, MARC JOHNSON Every seed is programmed by God to the size of a forest SUNDAY ADELAJA China has adopted and is implementing its national climate change program. This includes mandatory n... HU JINTAO A giant oak in the forest of public service has fallen, ERNEST HOLLINGS The heart of another is a dark forest. GLORIA VANDERBILT By focusing on (this) wondrous phenomenon ...the (state) forest department may delude itself into be... ASHISH FERNANDES Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. ABRAHAM LINCOLN Forests shouldn't exist. The trees in the middle of the forest don't get enough light or nutrients t... SHERRI COALE People are being thrown out like yesterday's newspaper. It's frustrating to see this happen . . . Th... BILL ROUTLEY On the basis of our inquiry we assessed that the threat to U.S. national security posed by DP World ... JOHN NEGROPONTE Among the dwellings framed by birds
In field or forest with nice care,
Is none that with the l... WILLIAM WORDSWORTH It is not acceptable that we continue to see thousands of acres burn because of forest fires, becaus... CATHY MCMORRIS RODGERS It is not acceptable that we continue to see thousands of acres burn because of forest fires, becaus... CATHY MCMORRIS The heart of a maiden is a dark forest RUSSIAN PROVERB I am really angry with the people who did this, they shouldn't get away with it. By rights they shou... LISA NORRIS I was one of the early folks at eBay, and by 1999, it was completely overrun by consultants from McK... GIL PENCHINA He who possesses intelligence is strong; how can the man that is unintelligent be powerful? The elep... CHANAKYA We are relieved this process has come to this point. We thank the U.S. Forest Service for the opport... BOB HONTS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON National parks are the best expression of social equity that there is. It's like paying our rent... DOUGLAS TOMPKINS WE KNOW YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY DARKNESS... IN THE TERROR FOREST! WE HOPE FOR MOONLIGHT! WIDAD AKREYI The news of my pregnancy spread like a forest fire in summer JUHI CHAWLA These open houses provide Hoosiers with a chance to receive firsthand information about how the stat... KYLE HUPFER The overall percentage we pay (the Forest Service) is in excess of 4 percent of revenues. BILL JENSEN A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire; but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of... HAL BORLAND The Forest Service is coming to the table on this, and I'm very optimistic that we are going to get ... KATHAY LOVELL You can't see the forest for the trees. NICHOLAS SPARKS The heart and soul of the national effort ought to be prevention, education and treatment, ... In th... BARRY MCCAFFREY Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable... J.D. SALINGER Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT The Forest is dark, dearie, The Forest is dark; The moment you think that you’re lost in the ... EMORY R. FRIE Three times in the red zone and we kept them out. That was an outstanding effort by them. I'm tickle... ANDY FRYE Commerce has changed the ethics of citizenship and the incentives for national service. America now ... MICHAEL IGNATIEFF The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth. WILFRED GRENFELL They are all ... quite economical and inexpensive and sometimes free. Most of the national forests h... DON WRIGHT I want the Forest Service to look at a vista with scenery, not only at lumber with a price tag. MICHAEL FROME They're like the internal police or support group. They're consultants before the external auditors ... MARGARITA LENK We wanted to get first place. That was our main goal. We set our goals high. We had a goal to get a ... ASHLEY YOUNG Plainly put, the developer is writing public-land policies. And the Forest Service rubber stamps the... JEFF BERMAN For the last 3 years, we have celebrated National Nurses Week. Beginning on May 6, we will once agai... NATHAN DEAL By requiring all 30 million Americans age 18 to 25 to perform two years of national service, in the ... CHARLES B. RANGEL When the oak is felled the whole forest echoes with it fall, but a hundred acorns are sown in silenc... THOMAS CARLYLE We think that the 1 May National Boycott for Immigrant Rights will be a success. The word is out amo... IAN THOMPSON We have an opportunity today that we may not have again in our lifetime, to realize the vision for a... ARTHUR LEVITT When an oak-tree is felled the whole forest echoes with it; but a hundred acorns are planted silentl... THOMAS CARLYLE The StormReady program provides us with an improved weather warning and preparedness service for the... JAMIE TURNER And he shall cut down the thickets of the forest with iron, and Lebanon shall fall by a mighty one. BIBLE
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