The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

Unless people know the facility, they wouldn't have any reason to be in there. It's completely out of the way.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential

I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.