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the fundamental rule of life: Things were never so bad that they couldn’t get worse.


Tommy Wallach

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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
BILL WATTERSON Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
HUMPHREY BOGART When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they ...
MALCOLM STEVENSON FORBES When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they ...
MALCOLM S. FORBES When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they a...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they a...
THICH NHAT HANH We were riding fast, I got lost in the thought that this couldn’t end. Good things end. Bad things...
DOMINIC RICCITELLO Some things never change, they just get better or worse.
STEVEN MONACO It has never been so bad, that it couldn't be worse...
WAYNE DYER It has never been so bad, that it couldn't be worse...
KAREN RAVN We promised that things would get better, but things were getting worse and worse, ... Cold War.
ALEXANDER YAKOVLEV It is a fundamental rule of human life that, if the approach is good, the response is good
JAWAHARLAL NEHRU Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse, and things won't get worse unless they get elec...
JEANE KIRKPATRICK Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse-and things won't get worse unless they get elect...
JEANE J. KIRKPATRICK There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER Things get worse before they get better, but this is a worse that feels too big.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Tommy Salo always talks about how I never score on him, so it was nice to get that over with.
ANDREAS JOHANSSON Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were...
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER Even when you're down, there is still hope. No matter how bad things get and no matter how small a h...
CHRISTINA ENGELA Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse - and things won't get worse unless they...
JEANE KIRKPATRICK Things will get worse before they get better.
LAUREN DESTEFANO She was astonished, and at the same time she knew. There were many things in life like that. You cou...
ANN BRASHARES Their fundamental difference was their judgment on human nature. Jefferson believed that people were...
HAL BIDLACK [One positive is that] there's very little news that could make psychology much worse, and you'll ju...
ARNIE BERMAN If I'd had any way of knowing that things were- as Lily Tomlin once said- going to get a whole lot w...
ELIZABETH GILBERT The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did.
L.M. MONTGOMERY Right from the beginning of time there were these very very attractive bad guys. It's a life that mo...
DOUGRAY SCOTT Things went from bad to worse.
TROY ANDERSON It's going to happen. I'm trying to stay positive. When things go bad, they get worse. We've got the...
CONOR GILLASPIE It's so much fun to play the bad girl. Everybody has that little side of them they never really ...
WILLA HOLLAND They feel guilty for having survived so they pretend the bad things never happened
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DALTON TRUMBO Things were so bad we ate rabbits that neighbours had run over and gave to us because they knew we w...
AL PURDY Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life.
JAMES C. DOBSON Of all things difficult to rule, none were more so than my will and affections.
ELISABETH ELLIOT Drexler has done a brilliant job there, and very quickly. Too bad Tommy didn't get Mickey Drexler.
ROBIN LEWIS Bad is never good until worse happens.
DANISH PROVERB Bad is never good until worse happens
DANISH PROVERB So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove t...
WALLY LAMB Sometimes bad things that come in life aren’t necessarily bad things; they can be motivators to do...
ADAM KIRK SMITH Let me tell you what the truth is... I have learned one thing in life: there is no such thing as bad...
JOHN MCAFEE Quand on tire, on raconte pas sa vie
TUCO In a life, in any life, bad things happen. Many good things happen, of course, we know what they are...
ROBERT GOOLRICK The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe.
LAWRENCE KUTNER When I started off it was ominous. It was slow, conditions were bad and we were cold. I wasn't pushi...
ALEX TILSON When he did think—when his brain began the slow chugging of rusty gears—the only thoughts that c...
JAKE VANDER-ARK A country's adhering to the rule of law does not mean that its citizens will not do bad things.
JAMES INHOFE For many people, the reason they're keeping their financial life in chaos is that they really don't ...
CATHERINE WILLIAMS I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early...
DAVE ROWNTREE When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enou...
ROBERT LYNN ASPRIN i know these times are hard, but what you need to focus on is that things are just gonna get worse b...
CECE JACKSON No matter how bad things are, you can always make things worse.
RANDY PAUSCH Now they were as strangers; worse than strangers, for they could never become acquainted.
JANE AUSTEN Only old Benjamin professed to remember every detail of his long life and to know that things never ...
GEORGE ORWELL A crook and crafty rules the place where the majority of the population is either hypocrites or fool...
ANUJ SOMANY They can rule the world while they can persuade us our pain belongs in some order is death by famine...
ADRIENNE RICH They can rule the world while they can persuade us our pain belongs in some order is death by famine...
ADRIENNE RICH Between the natural way and the path of grace there is a deep abyss. It is in that gap that we live ...
HAIM SHAPIRA Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
SID WADDELL Wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair and all the terrible things that happen to us, come beca...
MARCUS COLE I hold this as a rule of life: Too much of anything is bad.
TERENCE Things are never as bad as they seem.
HARPER LEE He that is good, will infallibly become better, and he that is bad, will as certainly become worse; ...
CHARLES CALEB COLTON Things will get worse before they get better. A little more agony before the fever will break.
LAUREN DESTEFANO I once said some mean things about someone, and they were standing right behind me. That experience ...
RACHELE BROOKE SMITH I wish thy lot, now bad, still worse, my friend, for when at worst, they say, things always mend.
JOHN OWEN Never justify someones wrong action, without them apologizing first & admitting their wrongs. If...
DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS Things were bad but now they are OK.
HAROLD J. SEYMORE I get this, ... I'm not going to clown them. I know what is going on out there. Some of these spots ...
BROOKS BUFORD When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to mak...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER It's already bad. I'm honestly not sure how much worse it's going to get." Notice that I didn't say ...
CAT ADAMS With less credit available, less growth is possible. So we are looking at a bad situation here that ...
CARL B. WEINBERG That is why it's so fun to make movies... you get to do lots of things you would never do in your no...
MEG TILLY There could have never been two hearts so open, no tastes so similar, no feelings so in unison, no c...
JANE AUSTEN People don't like getting older, but they do like changing. Staying the same is a kind of death.
TOMMY WALLACH People always said that photography is an attempt to capture something fleeting.
And suddenly e...
TOMMY WALLACH Was life too short? Of course- there was never enough time to do all the things you wanted to do. An...
TOMMY WALLACH Those who have much to hope and nothing to lose will always be dangerous.
TOMMY WALLACH You didn’t win the game of life by losing the least. That would be one of those—what were they c...
TOMMY WALLACH The best books, they don't talk about things you never thought about before. They talk about things ...
TOMMY WALLACH Beauty always made a target of its possessor. Every other human quality was hidden easily enough –...
TOMMY WALLACH No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech i...
KIRK DOUGLAS People look at it in a negative way. It shows things were worse than we thought they were.
JAMES CORNISH It's a Fox thing, the bad-boy image. They're trying to type me out. There are worse things i...
BEN MCKENZIE We've got a generation now who were born with semi equality. They don't know how it was before, so t...
ERMA BOMBECK And she learned that you couldn’t stockpile anything that mattered, really. Feelings, people, song...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to...
GARY F EVANS... The picture was being painted that things were not as bad as they appeared to be
ELIJAH CUMMINGS Life is such a precious gift. Whatever life throws at us, if we could just learn to get through that...
STEPHEN BALDWIN We are thine: thou never barest rule over them; they were not called by thy name.
BIBLE The lane conditions on the second day were absolutely horrible, but they just happened to bowl the b...
JEFF MULL You know, I think a lot of times what happens when we as actors know we're playing a bad guy is ...
LAZ ALONSO Life, the way it really is, is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
JOSEPH BRODSKY Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
JOSEPH BRODSKY Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse
JOSEPH BRODSKY Life—the way it really is—is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse
JOSEPH BRODSKY The problem with happy endings is that they're either not really happy, or not really endings, you k...
JOHN GREEN There were never tears in Jamie’s eyes though. He only cried in the way that couldn’t be seen or...
NEHA YAZMIN I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so...
OGDEN NASH

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ELI WALLACH Well, I've maybe gotten 200 requests for interviews about Marilyn, and I just decided I'm go...
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TOMMY SMOTHERS I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
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TOMMY HILFIGER No one really buys records anymore. You can look at sales and do that math real quick. Unfortunately...
TOMMY LEE Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
TOMMY ARMOUR The Ramones are not an oldies group; they are not a glitter group. They don't play boogie music,...
TOMMY RAMONE I'm still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA sys...
TOMMY LEE I've always loved the mixture of crushing live drums with a programmed groove, that really cool ...
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TOMMY LASORDA The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business.
TOMMY HENRICH Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's beca...
TOMMY LASORDA Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offere...
TOMMY STEELE When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
TOMMY LASORDA When I was a little kid, I took tap and ballet. I've always loved to dance. I'm a rhythm machine.
TOMMY LEE When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
TOMMY SMOTHERS There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and ...
TOMMY LASORDA You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TOMMY COOPER The preppy lifestyle has gone global. We feel that our business has grown so well because preppy tra...
TOMMY HILFIGER Algebra looked like Chinese characters to me, and I could never get into reading Shakespeare. I just...
TOMMY HILFIGER Mostly I listen to old-time music, some bluegrass, some Americana stuff, too many to name. But of th...
TOMMY RAMONE I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re...
TOMMY SHAW We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we r...
TOMMY CHONG Over the last 15 years we've developed our brand into a global brand and we wanted our giving to...
TOMMY HILFIGER I've never tried to do couture, because it's a whole different beast.
TOMMY HILFIGER We like to believe our fashion is growing.
TOMMY HILFIGER I looked at my competitors and I thought that, If they could do it, I could do it. And if, they are ...
TOMMY HILFIGER My mother was kind and forgiving and would take in all the waifs and strays in our neighbourhood; we...
TOMMY HILFIGER We had incense and rock'n'roll posters, and we sold records and rolling papers. People could...
TOMMY HILFIGER If I see someone wearing Hilfiger it makes me proud, but then I wonder what I could do to make the s...
TOMMY HILFIGER My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or finan...
TOMMY HILFIGER My passion for music has always inspired my designs.
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TOMMY HILFIGER I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Ju...
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TOMMY HILFIGER I thought, if I went into business I'd be able to control my own destiny.
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TOMMY HILFIGER Our look and image never change dramatically from one season to the next, so we need an edge.
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TOMMY SHAW The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
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TOMMY LEE Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
TOMMY LASORDA Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
TOMMY LASORDA The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the...
TOMMY CHONG