The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.