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The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.


Larry Niven

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CATO THE ELDER Wise men profit more by fools than fools by wise men.
MARCUS PORCIUS CATO Wise men are more dependent on fools than fools on wise men.
CATO (MARCUS PORCIUS CATO "THE ELDER") (A/K/A CATO THE CENSOR) Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
CATO (MARCUS PORCIUS CATO "THE ELDER") (A/K/A CATO THE CENSOR) Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
CATO THE ELDER Wise man learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
CATO THE CENSOR Fools are not Foolish.
GOYA Learned fools exceed all fools
GERMAN PROVERB I tell you the world is full of fools and only fools call each other fools.
VIKRANT PARSAI fools are being condemn by their foolishness
BRIGHT OWUSU AMPONSAH There were a lot of fools at that conference—pompous fools—and pompous fools drive me up the wal...
RICHARD FEYNMAN Carlyle said that men were mostly fools. Christianity, with a surer and more reverend realism, says ...
G. K. CHESTERTON Wise men and fools cannot exist without the other. If there are no wise men, there are no fools, and...
SIDDHARTH KONKIMALLA Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.
SPANISH PROVERB It is impossible to make anything fool- proof because fools are so ingenious.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
PLATO No one but a fool would measure their satisfaction by what the world thinks of it.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
JEWISH PROVERB Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
GEORGE LORIMER When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brillian...
CYNTHIA HEIMEL A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.
WELSH PROVERB Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?
MAURICE FREEHILL There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can ...
HENRY FORD The entire world is my temple, and a very fine one too, if I'm not mistaken, and I'll never lack p...
DESIDERIUS ERASMUS Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
GENE BROWN Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
BIOLEAU Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shal...
WES SMITH On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. ALLEN SMITH He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Why fools are endowed by nature with voices so much louder than sensible people possess is a myste...
HERTZLER While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to complicate the si...
GERALD W. GRUMET A fool boasts of those who fear him; a wise man's pride is those who respect him.
PHILIP R. BREEZE The World is Full of Fools, Watch Out
GOLDEN MASHEGO A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
WILLIAM BLAKE They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
THOMAS BRACKETT REED The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fool...
AGATHA CHRISTIE Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
MARK TWAIN Only fools with denial and vengeance live in the dark while people with strength honour and forgiven...
GARY F EVANS... There is perhaps nothing confidential that the fools are often too confident than true confident.
ANUJ SOMANY Fools rush in where fools have been before.
UNKNOWN Fools are more to be feared than the wicked.
CHRISTINA OF SWEDEN I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.
E. LOCKHART Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.
EDWARD YOUNG Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES There are more fools among buyers than among sellers.
PROVERB There are more fools among buyers than among sellers.
FRENCH PROVERB In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes
ROBERT JORDAN There are more fools in the world than there are people.
HEINRICH HEINE Fools are without number.
DESIDERIUS ERASMUS Only fools are positive.
MOE HOWARD Only fools are positive
MOE HOWARD Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding t...
ROBERT BENCHLEY Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
GENE BROWN Old fools are babes again.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
DOUG LARSON Words are the money of fools.
THOMAS HOBBES Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
ZHUANGZI Those who realize their folly are not true fools
CHUANG TZU Words are wise men's counters, they do but reckon by them: but they are the money of fools.
THOMAS HOBBES By their own follies they perished, the fools.
HOMER Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way - and the fools know it.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding ...
ROBERT BENCHLEY Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a...
ROBERT BENCHLEY Fools die.
MARIO PUZO Greatest fools are the most often satisfied.
NICHOLAS BOILEAU We are all fools in love
JANE AUSTEN Opinions are for fools who guess.
MONK FROST Always remember... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR A barber learns to shave by shaving fools
ROMANIAN PROVERB If you protect a man from folly, you will soon have a nation of fools.
WILLIAM PENN Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compoundi...
ROBERT BENCHLEY Mankind is made of two kinds of people: wise people who know they're fools, and fools who think they...
SOCRATES The world is full of fools, and he who would not see it should live alone and smash his mirror.
CLAUDE LE PETIT The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we li...
ROBERT JORDAN The mistakes of the wise are better than the wisdom of fools.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.
STEPHEN KING The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL Fools multiply folly
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN A fool and his money together again.
GREAT APE There is a certain solid use in fools. It is not so much that they rush in where angels fear to trea...
G.K. CHESTERTON Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools
MARTIN LUTHER Fly you fools
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Money hates fools.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) Most fools think they are only ignorant.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
VOLTAIRE Womankind more joy discovers, Making fools, than keeping lovers
JOHN WILMOT (2ND EARL OF ROCHESTER) Fools only crib about what they do not have. They do not count their blessings.
SHRI RADHE MAA If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me.
CHINESE PROVERB We're all kind of God's fools. The process is going to make fools out of all of us, I think: fools i...
JOHN CUSACK There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon.
SAMUEL BUTLER The wise understand by themselves; fools follow the reports of others
TIBETAN PROVERB Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.
ELBERT HUBBARD Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.
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LARRY WILMORE I don't think I ever intend to provoke outrage, but I don't mind being provocative in conten...
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