The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!

There's good news and slightly less good news.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Well-reported news is a public good; bad news is bad for everyone.

The good news is that I've already outlived two Brontes, Keats, and Stephen Crane. The bad news is that I haven't written anything.