The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents