The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns

I said I'd rather have furniture, not a honeymoon. But we've been on a lot of honeymoons since then.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes!

Detective stories are the art-for-art's sake of yawning Philistinism.

There is no wider gulf in the universe than yawns between those on the hither and thither side of vital experience.

You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.