The horses don't come back to see you.

Nobody retires from rodeo. Rodeo retires you.

Alien abduction movies are always the scariest; no matter how cheesy they are, they still scare me for a week. I live by myself in my apartment, and I don't worry about intruders or robbery; I mostly worry about alien abduction or evil, mean ghosts.

There has to be something that we don't know. To simply explain that they're doing this to avoid litigation assumes that they'd be willing to throw money down a rat hole.

Companies are resigned to the fact that Arthur Andersen is soon to be deceased.

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.