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The House will not accept an amnesty program and is unlikely to go along with a guest worker program.


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GARY MILLER What we favor is everybody coming out of the shadows, paying a fine and becoming part of a legal gue...
JACK CAMPER Congressmen are increasingly uneasy about being seen as soft on immigration control. I would bet tha...
MARK KRIKORIAN They don't have a right to hold Congress hostage to the position that we're not going to have enforc...
ED ROYCE The congressman is very much opposed to doing a guest worker program before the federal government h...
LARRY VANHOOSE This is a huge issue for Michigan farmers. Without a workable guest worker program for agriculture, ...
MEGAN WHEATON We don't need immigration reform. Secure the border first. Maybe in a couple of years, we'll talk ab...
CHRIS SIMCOX We're hoping to get a guest-worker program through the U.S. Senate in 2006. That would be a good sta...
LUAWANNA HALLSTROM They're bringing in the technology to go along with the program.
JACK OLSEN But there has to be some type of guest worker program where the individuals can be allowed to come i...
GARY RODEN Enforcement is the long overdue step to protect our Nation from external threats in a time of war. A...
J. D. HAYWORTH A recent Pew Hispanic survey found that more than 70 percent of illegal immigrants from Mexico are i...
JOHN SHADEGG Our committee has a lot of work to do before we truly think about implementing a guest worker progra...
CHARLES E. GRASSLEY Truthfully we're very optimistic that the House and Senate will pass a budget that will be beneficia...
JULIA ROBERTS I support secure borders both north and south and I support a guest worker program for those here to...
DAVID DEWHURST This is the first program to cover the commercial industry as comprehensively as we are doing. We ar...
RICHARD LOBB But also, the guest workers program, it's quite often misused, meaning people could come in as p...
DANA ROHRABACHER This is a blood avoidance program, it's not a blood elimination program. We will use blood to save s...
JEFFREY LIPTON You have to reform the visa program. The chain migration system doesn't work. You need a guest w...
KEVIN MCCARTHY We should do enforcement first, and at some point when we see there is a real willingness and abilit...
LARRY VANHOOSE Dave just said, 'This program will go on -- it has to go on,'
DOROTHY BROWN What's important about this program is they can live anywhere in the U.S. and will receive transport...
PATRICIA CAMPBELL If they vote to stop the program, the program will be stopped. That will be that.
BILL MOSS You can imagine what an opportunity it presents us. We're trying, and hoping, to get back. And the p...
BOBBY BOWDEN This program will be an incredible beginning in the life of the Holland Performing Arts Center. With...
JOAN SQUIRES The emergency sheltering program cannot and will not continue indefinitely.
LIBBY TURNER The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results.
LEE HANEY Right now the program is on a treadmill running along without making any progress and its because An...
LANCE MCCALLISTER This is an academic program, not a Jewish or Israeli lobbying group, ... We will teach Judaism as a ...
DWAYNE CARPENTER The program, ... is basically set to get these children in a place where they're safe, give them a c...
VERNON WALTERS If you don't program yourself, life will program you!
LES BROWN That's a tough job for anybody. The program has progressed. It's a powerful program and will continu...
DREW POTTHOFF Partnering with the Community Practitioner Program is an important step we can take today to have an...
BOB GRECZYN No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
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WAYNE FISCHER To qualify, applicants interested in the program can go to one of the mortgage companies, including ...
BOB GARCIA Joy's been an outstanding addition to our program. Joy will be an outstanding coach for Hurley baske...
DAVE MEADE Kyle will be an outstanding asset to the program. His knowledge of the game is really impressive.
DAVE PLOOF We're looking for people to buy cattle that will fit into our program and people to feed cattle that...
DENNIS WIESE With the training available through this program, it is possible to progress from a highway worker t...
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AL WILLIAMS Its's not good to have fears like this. It only makes it more likely that you'll die that way--a sel...
SUZANNE YOUNG We want to bring a pride in the school and program. That's what makes St. Xavier a special place. Th...
BART BRUNER The federal government secures the border; Californians decide how we want to treat our population. ...
ELIZABETH EMKEN We have a ride-along program where they can ride with engines and ambulances.
JAMES RHODES I think the Iranians are clearly determined to have a nuclear program. And we have to assume that wi...
COLIN POWELL Send in your letters. We need to make the governor's program a statewide program that will include r...
DAN LANDON We need more than brute enforcement, ... We need a temporary worker program as well.
MICHAEL CHERTOFF No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
PLAUTUS He is a big-time steal for Duquesne. He will have an opportunity to come in and change that program ...
ART ALVAREZ This program will be an albatross around the necks of Republicans in 2006.
LUIS MIRANDA It's still a pilot program not integrated with the passenger vehicle program.
ADELE FASANO This is a long-term improvement measure designed to do two things: increase capacity by a steady pro...
BILL ERNEST helping the girls program come along.
CAL HUBBARD This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further...
WERNHER VON BRAUN Our understanding is that the motel program will continue until a decision is made by FEMA on other ...
CARRIE MARTIN We will continue with similar monthly events but a year-long program is very costly and hard to adve...
CHRISTA PRETS Sooner or later the space program will need to save us by detecting and deflecting an incoming aster...
NATHAN MYHRVOLD This program will give the neighborhood groups some autonomy and empower people to do something on t...
ABBIE GAFFEY There is an NSPS program office, but that program office doesn't fit neatly under any other office w...
DEREK STEWART Given all the fines, taxes and steps involved in getting a temporary worker visa, there is no way an...
CODY WERTZ There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program -- your tax-dollar will go f...
WERNHER VON BRAUN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go fu...
WERNHER VON BRAUN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go fu...
WERNER VON BRAUN I cannot accept these fee increases. This fee-increase program is nothing more than a financing mech...
JOE CAMPBELL The best training program in the world is absolutely worthless without the will to execute it proper...
JOHN ROMANIELLO I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. W...
ALAN PERLIS We've had a winning program through the years. That will be a better magnet for coaches wanting to c...
IAN MOONEY As the CEV deputy program manager, Leonard will use his experience to work seamlessly with the North...
CHUCK ALLEN As the CEV deputy program manager, Leonard will use his experience to work seamlessly with the North...
CHUCK ALLEN I'm not sure it [Bush's program] is going to help enough, but I think it will help a little.
DAN GILLIGAN We feel whoever we hire will be a good fit for our program. They will have a chance to put their own...
GINA UCCELLI [The CHID program is] an interdisciplinary, intellectual history program. It is a comparative across...
AMY PELOFF What we're looking at is a comprehensive plan for the border, not so much a Band-Aid approach. We wa...
JARROD AGEN Obviously, this is a new issue and not something that was anticipated. We're going to have to wait a...
JASON KEADJIAN If we don't have the members, our program will not be as strong.
ROLANDO GONZALEZ We will enlarge the program -- the problem is by how much.
DR. ELI OFER Chris and the school getting that recognition of a scholarship to a Division I-AA program I think wi...
DAVE COYNE HEAP is a great program, providing much needed assistance to thousands of New Yorkers every year. Ou...
LOIS ARONSTEIN It's not an insurance program. It's targeted as a wellness program to keep them well and out of the ...
DAVID HURST We have agreed with President Milosevic on a ground verification program augmented with an important...
RICHARD HOLBROOKE Operating costs will go into humanities in variety of ways, [They will go to] replacing the program ...
DEAN FALK Anything that happens within the confines of our program, it has been our policy to keep it in-house...
BILL SNYDER We are a nation of explorers. That's why this great nation has come to what it is, and the space pro...
DOROTHY BROWN It's part of our community health and wellness program. There will be 10 fitness stations along the ...
ADAM BROWN The committee is really excited about the program and know it will continue to be successful.
DANIELLE VEGAS This is a really good program. It will meet the demands of the people.
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JAY GROSSMAN I couldn’t kill myself, couldn’t let go like so many others had. I wonder if in their last moments...
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JOAN HARRIS It's a tough program to begin with, but that is where the value comes from. This will make the relat...
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AMY WALTER The bill does not delay implementation. TSA will continue working closely with GAO and Congress to m...
AMY VON WALTER This program is not about immigration. The program is about whether the situation along both our bor...
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