The inspector general is still in the process of assessing the referral from the [auditor], ... No official decision has been made regarding this matter.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.