The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.

A manager wins games in the winter when he picks his team.

A manager gets in the Hall of Fame by what his players have done for him.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.