The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.


Randy K. Milholland

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and...
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The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
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Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
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Desperate is not a sexual preference.
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Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
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I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturall...
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That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we ...
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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
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I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
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I can't not be who I am.
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The juices never stop flowing. I still write songs.
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The writing part of my life never changes, because that's just when the inspiration comes.
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I've always had a lot of respect from the people I respected.
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Most of my songs are about insensitivity of some kind.
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I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.
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Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an in...
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Thank God for the potholes on memory lane.
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President Bush has a track record of making the right decisions when it comes to national security.
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For too long, Japan has been dragging its feet as it ignores the steps the U.S. has made to ensure a...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and o...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woma...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Clearly, border security has been the top domestic issue of the year, and rightly so. Securing our b...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Small businesses are the number one job creators in America. Therefore, it is important that the fed...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
In addition to a soaring stock market, 6.6 million jobs have been created since tax relief measures ...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Border security is a complex issue and will remain a top priority during the 2007 legislative year. ...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosit...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
When regulations on the housing industry are reasonable, the cost of housing goes down. Regulatory r...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Although housing sales and starts have cooled to more typical levels, the housing market remains str...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. ...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Forty-five States, as the gentleman just said, have determined by people that were elected by the pe...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
However, as our brave men and women continue to return from the battlefields of the War on Terror, C...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
The Secure Fence Act, which authorizes the construction of 700 miles of security barriers along the ...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
Housing has led our nation's economic expansion over the past few years, accounting for 16 perce...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
President Bush's emergency declaration for the State of Texas is great news for the people and c...
RANDY NEUGEBAUER
If you're going to give people authority and hold them responsible and ultimately accountable fo...
RANDY LERNER
Winning our fans' approval will come from all of us doing the right things for the right reasons...
RANDY LERNER
We have to invest in developing Villa Park, allowing us to generate our own revenue streams. At the ...
RANDY LERNER
Winning supporters over can only really be achieved by what you do, not what you say. It's no us...
RANDY LERNER
We want to build the club on our attendances. We don't want to pay all our TV money straight out...
RANDY LERNER
While being in the right seat at the right game might create short-term reassurance, I can't get...
RANDY LERNER
In U.S. sports, you tend to be pretty strictly limited by the size of your team's market. When w...
RANDY LERNER
I listened to all types of music, and obviously when I got to Seattle I was very much aware of the m...
RANDY JOHNSON
Tiger Woods, Larry Bird, Wayne Gretzky, a pitcher just before a game, I would imagine they all have ...
RANDY JOHNSON
I would think flying would be pretty cool. You would be able to fly away from all your enemies and g...
RANDY JOHNSON
It's hard to mix with a crowd when you're walking down the hallway and everybody else is a f...
RANDY JOHNSON
I'm tired of people questioning me because of my age. If you looked at my numbers and watched me...
RANDY JOHNSON
When you win, you want more of it. You can't win enough.
RANDY JOHNSON
I had a long conversation with Steve Carlton. He told me that on the days he pitched, he felt it was...
RANDY JOHNSON
I threw a lot of balls and walked a lot of batters. Not something I'm proud of, but something I ...
RANDY JOHNSON
I've refined my mechanics, refined my pitches. I've gotten more confidence, and I've got...
RANDY JOHNSON
The word 'potential' used to hang over me like a cloud.
RANDY JOHNSON
I expect to win. I've never been content with anything I've ever done.
RANDY JOHNSON
People who say they're not nervous - I would be kind of curious to see how successful you are at...
RANDY JOHNSON
When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.
RANDY JOHNSON
Maybe I've lost a little, but I think everyone does over time. People have been writing that I&#...
RANDY JOHNSON