The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.

The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.

Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now I know it.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

[when told not to speak ill of the dead] 'Just because someone is dead does not mean they have changed!'

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.