The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've got to do, and then hours later you've got a lovely dinner.

I sympathize with every kitchen porter.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Painting is a field that attracts a lot of lazy people. You can just sort of sit and wait for things to come to you. I know a lot of painters who'll sit and chat it up all night. But God, I just can't do that.

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.