The latest research has revealed that women have a higher IQ than men.

IQ in general has improved since tests first began. Psychologists think that this is because modern life becomes ever more complicated.

This maps onto Yankee Group research. We, too, have found that men are heavier users of these technologies than women, and better educated people tend to have more consumer-electronic devices than other segments.

What his research seems to be saying is that women are the laughers and men get the laughs.

I suppose if I'd got a brilliant first and done research I might still be a don today, but I hope not. People become dons because they are incapable of doing anything else in life.

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.