The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.
Jonathan Swift
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JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a man's life is taken up in curing the follies,
prejudices, and false opinions he...
JONATHON SWIFT I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
W.B. YEATS Wise men say that there are three sorts of persons who are wholly
deprived of judgment,--they who a...
BIDPAI (PILPAY) Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver.
NANETTE L. AVERY Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of th...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of th...
ALBERT EINSTEIN Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th...
T. J. MILLER The man who questions opinions is wise. The man who quarrels with facts is a fool.
FRANK GARBUTT The man who questions opinions is wise. The man who quarrels with facts is a fool.
FRANK A. GARBUTT Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM From the Kindle Book Reflections in the Mirror of Life:
“In a slum somewhere in India
As...
THE PROPHET OF LIFE Maya Angelou had the ability to glean inspiration out of pain.
THE PROPHET OF LIFE If we cannot always be entirely sane in our relationships, the kindest thing we can do for those who...
THE SCHOOL OF LIFE Life is not a true or false question.
REBECCA MCKINSEY His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Then that's what the Northern Lights are. All the lives that we're not living.
ADI ALSAID Don't resist life, flow with it.
JIM GENOVESE Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
JIM GENOVESE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES There's a big difference on being wise and being crafty. The former is the attribute of God, and the...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The end is a mystery, therefore think and act well now! Be robust, be focused and run the race with ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Any comments or suggestions President Clinton committed to the release or promised the release of Jo...
JOE LOCKHART To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.
MARCUS AURELIUS A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity, but a weak one is...
GEORGE GREENVILLE A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity, but a weak one is...
GEORGE GRENVILLE Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by ...
JOSEPH DE MAISTRE False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by ...
JOSEPH MARIE DE MAISTRE The end is the matter! A step to the end is a factor!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of th...
ALBERT EINSTEIN My great comfort is, that the temporary celebrity I have wrung from the world has been in the very t...
GEORGE GORDON BYRON She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get...
RUDOLPH DELSON Life's irony;Atimes the wise may have to act foolish in other to maintain the status of being wise.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The wise is not the one that has amassed $1b fortune,but the one that ardently works with the belief...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The wise person is one who can take $1 & turn it to $10
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The journey of life is much about connections! One thing connects with another to bring another thin...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There is always a good choice and there is always a better choice. There is always the best choice a...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give ...
JANE AUSTEN Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha...
JEFFREY R. ANDERSON We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. So, everyone see the world in different...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
JIM GENOVESE The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionizing the instruments of production, and t...
KARL MARX Had it not been for you, I should have remained what I was when we first met, a prejudiced, narrow-m...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Life begins somewhere and ends somewhere with time but to get somewhere with the life you have depen...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Let us not, in the pride of our superior knowledge, turn with contempt from the follies of our prede...
CHARLES MACKAY I suspect many people have the problem that they type much more slowly than they think. Consequently...
RAY TOMLINSON Where difference of opinions arises, to retract our words is a sign of a wise man.
DADA BHAGWAN If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?
JOSH STERN Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els...
CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA We never have to be uncertain when we have the God of truth and righteousness.
TELEMA W. OKOBI No wise man can have a contempt for the prejudices of others; and he should even stand in a certain ...
WILLIAM HAZLITT A great future starts with what you can see
SOTONYE ANGA The meaning of life: For centuries "man" searched for the meaning of life. On that journey, the valu...
DORIS J TORRES The difference between a moral person and a person of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditab...
SHANNON L. ALDER The most brilliant satire of all time was 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. You'll ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Constant revolutionizing of production distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fi...
KARL MARX Two persons who do not part with kisses should part with haste
RALPH BERGENGREN Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear.
MATT MARTY America owes most of its social prejudices to the exaggerated religious opinions of the different se...
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER America owes most of its social prejudices to the exaggerated religious opinions of the different se...
JAMES F. COOPER I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a...
JEANETTE CORON As a teacher, your job is to motivate your unmotivated student. This is how you shape the future
SOTONYE ANGA Life is a bowl of cherries. Some cherries are rotten while others are good; its your job to throw ou...
C. JOYBELL C. Money makes the wise more humble,but an opportunity for the fool to exhibit all his pride.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Road to destination is often very straight with journey smooth, but majority has tendency to meander...
ANUJ SOMANY The tree of life is made of purity, eternity and has the bark of wisdom and enlightenment.With its b...
GARY F EVANS... Home is watching the moon rise over the open, sleeping land and having someone you can call to the w...
STEPHEN KING Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.
MARGARET MITCHELL The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the prole...
GEORGE ORWELL ...unlike the Lost Generation, which was occupied with the loss of faith, the Beat Generation is bec...
JOHN CLELLON HOLMES Life is short, and that's why, I don't test people; because we all fail tests sometimes, but that is...
C. JOYBELL C. Our conscious motivations, ideas, and beliefs are a blend of false information, biases, irrational p...
ERICH FROMM Opinions are formed in a process of open discussion and public debate, and where no opportunity for ...
HANNAH ARENDT I wish I was home", She said miserably.
She tried so hard to be brave,
to be fierce as a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
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And wink a reputation down!
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JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size,
Each author adding to the former lies.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met,
All dirty and wet:
Find out, if you can,
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JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear,
But turn the deaf ear,
As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
[Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention
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That flattery's the food of fools;
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JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life.
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While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
JONATHAN SWIFT All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
JONATHAN SWIFT