The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK But black people fall for that same argument, and they go around talking about law breakers. We did ...
H. RAP BROWN people had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized place. nobody realized...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don't throw y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws in existence at the time these events occurred do not permit us to initiate criminal charge...
TOM REILLY "The laws of nature were not made to limit us, but to protect us.
VARTOMIO CAIN It is up to us to change laws on the books like 'Stand Your Ground' laws and push elected of...
AL SHARPTON The laws of morals and the laws of music are the same.
ZOLTAN KODALY The laws of morals and the laws of music are the same
ZOLTAN KODALY No laws can be bend for just one man. Just as all are equal before the laws of God. However, if we c...
C. LIDE SANGTAM this is the upside of already being eternally damned
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich bin voller Zuversicht und Entschlossenheit und verfüge über einen freien Willen – zumindest ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Meine kleinkarierte Angst vor persönlicher Zurückweisung erlaubt so vielem wahren Bösen zu existi...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Was uns in der Hölle quält, ist unser Festhalten an einer einmal gewählten Identität.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wenn du es zulässt, tendiert deine Vergangenheit dazu, dir die Zukunft zu diktieren.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich stehe vor dem uralten Dilemma, entweder die eigenen Eltern oder die eigene Gottheit verraten zu ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hoffnung ist was sehr Widerspenstiges. Eine Sucht, die man bekämpfen muss.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Mädchen kriegen Titten und vergessen, wie klug und mutig sie einmal waren. Auch Jungen haben ihre e...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nein, fair ist das nicht, aber dass die Erde sich wie die Hölle anfühlt, liegt an unserer Erwartun...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich mag zwar Ich sein, aber das könnte mir nun wirklich nicht passieren, DU zu sein.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Das Sterben erscheint uns als die größte Schwäche überhaupt, schlimmer als Alkoholismus oder Her...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Bestenfalls ein Bewacher. Schlimmstenfalls ein Voyeur.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wie kommuniziert man am besten das Gefühl, tot zu sein …
Ja, ich kenne das Wort kommuniziere...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The Mexicans are going to keep coming, wall or no wall, new laws or old laws.
JOSE MORALES These arrests have taken place under the present structures of laws, which proves that these laws ca...
AMEER ALI We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us fr...
G.K. CHESTERTON The laws of God, the laws of man he may keep that will and can; not I: let God and man decree laws f...
A. E. HOUSMAN LORD God, please give us grace to obey thy great laws.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
— Chuck Palahniuk, ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club&...
JEN LANCASTER I suggest the government bring themselves closer to God by implementing his rules and laws because t...
ABU BAKAR BASHIR If that enabled us to predict the succeeding situation with the same approximation, that is all we r...
HENRI POINCARE On the one hand we publicly pronounce the equality of all peoples; on the other hand, in our immigra...
EMANUEL CELLER Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that...
P. J. O'ROURKE You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws is not meant to destroy us. But our disobedience leads to our own destruction.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Laws teach us to know when we commit injury and when we suffer it.
JOHNSON You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make ...
RICHARD CURTIS Guidelines simply aren't enough to keep us safe.
GARY ARTHUR A fair question could be posed in this fashion: If people are not obeying existing laws, what makes ...
J. D. HAYWORTH Laws of sex;Variety of styles & a fertile pornographic imagination speaks,when boredom which is cert...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The laws of physics don't change; we just figured out how to give us some more runway.
MARGARET LEWIS The problem in China is not the lack of laws but whether these laws will be implemented by local gov...
HU JIA The agency didn't overestimate that, that was the bid.
CINDI LAWS That went to number one in the charts and really catapulted me into the big league.
TIM LAWS I am mortified that what I said caused offense and am especially saddened that I created pain for an...
CINDI LAWS We will not know for definite for a few days, but we do know that Billy will be out for a number of ...
BRIAN LAWS I don't think (Goldberg) has adequate expertise to offer. Clean up your own house first.
CINDI LAWS We can breathe easily now and look back on a good first season in this division.
BRIAN LAWS The concern is that the sample of water you take is roughly the size of tea cup.
EDWARD LAWS We basically became more guard-oriented. We moved Nate Bache (6-2 senior) inside.
CHADD LAWS They won last year, they won football this fall and they have a great athletes. Plus, Kavanagh does ...
CHADD LAWS I accept my mistake as my own and will work to gain greater understanding and education.
CINDI LAWS From: The Crown of Telus
She opened her eyes, saw the crown sitting on her bedside table, and w...
WILLIAM LAWS This is a good feeling for us. Every year we haven't been on top of our games going into the tournam...
RACHEL LAWS Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
TOM DASCHLE What people don't realize is that these cars carry up to 120 mph speeds. The laws of physics say the...
AARON JOHNSON These laws are applicable anywhere in the province.
MICHAEL BAKER Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a ...
MARK TWAIN Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a ...
MARK TWAIN Know when cities and states refuse to help enforce immigration laws, our nation is less safe.
JEFF SESSIONS This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-...
ALISON PARKER The surrounding environment is the best erudite master to teach us fundamentals laws of nature and b...
ANUJ SOMANY The interesting thing about white power and the desperate white knuckling grip on this thing call wh...
JESSE WILLIAMS Let wealth and commerce, laws and learning die,
But leave us still our old nobility.
LORD JOHN MANNERS, DUKE OF RUTLAND If all consciousness is subject to essential laws in a manner similar to that in which spatial reali...
EDMUND HUSSERL My question is whether we need the legislation because these arrests have taken place under the exis...
AMEER ALI Things don't just happen in this world of arising and passing away. We don't live in some ki...
SHARON SALZBERG There are protections now through some laws to make sure that people are safe, coming and going, fro...
KAREN PEARL I have generally and will always fight for clean air and safe drinking water laws.
SHERROD BROWN Members of Congress must live according to the same laws as everyone else.
BOBBY JINDAL Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Big Brother fills us all with the same crap. My guess is he was clever the same way everybody thinks...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.
BARBRA STREISAND Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by ...
EJUMP - 2017 I am actually campaigning under the laws that exist now. And if those laws change, I will be happy t...
BONNIE NEELY Don't follow laws in front of in-laws
VIJAYRAJ BHATT Give us a chance to show you that those so-called protective laws to aid women - however well intent...
MARTHA GRIFFITHS It is absolutely impossible to transcend the laws of nature. What can change in historically differe...
KARL MARX Framed in the first three decades after independence, these laws were inspired by completely differe...
ANIL KUMAR The laws of God given to mankind are embodied in the gospel plan, and the Church of Jesus Christ is ...
HAROLD B. LEE Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.
CHARLES DE MONTESQUIEU Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.
CHARLES MONTESQUIEU It shows how difficult it is to interpret these campaign laws.
MICHAEL PANCER Sweetest of all is liberty. This we have chosen and this we pay for. We have embraced the laws of Ly...
STEVEN PRESSFIELD Wise men, though all laws were abolished, would lead the same lives
ARISTOPHANES Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws, which otherwise would have been hidden from us for...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws, which otherwise would have been hidden from us for...
JOHANN VON GOETHE Devotion to God, righteousness and wisdom, will keep us safe on earth.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You simply can't keep up with the technology, ... so the laws won't apply.
VINT CERF Morals, principles and laws are when faith is reduced to standards and those standards basically jus...
SUFJAN STEVENS At the heart of these challenges lies the question of how the institutions of the European Union mak...
JOHN HUTTON We can, when laws have been violated, hold people accountable to the laws that have been violated.
DON DEGABRIELLE Drive safe. Obey the speed limit signs. We do all we can to keep it safe ? they should try to make i...
JOHN CASEY Useless laws weaken necessary laws
CHARLES DE MONTESQUIEU The Laws of Sowing;The sower sows quality seeds,because he knows quality seeds begeths quality harve...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Mother Nature is relentless and forward. When we do not live according to her laws she rewards us wi...
NANCY S. MURE There are laws. There are rules. And when you break them, there are consequences. Laws of nature and...
AMY HARMON We're a nation of laws, but the good thing about America, is that laws reside in the people and ...
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you dont know what you want, you end up with a lot you dont
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Theres always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. without access to true chaos, we'...
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