The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
WOODY ALLEN The wolf shall also dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall
lie down with the kid; and the calf ...
BIBLE The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf a...
BIBLE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall ea...
BIBLE The calf didn't respond to any manipulation of the foot ? no response from calf, consistently.
JEFF WYATT Nostalgia: When you find the present tense and past perfect.
THE LION And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a fac...
BIBLE We chose to use the net gun rather than tranquilize the animals because it's far less stressful. We ...
JUSTIN DOLLING If you view life as a gold rush, you're going to end up worshiping a golden calf. And when you c...
CORNEL WEST I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI The calf wasn't behaving abnormally, but it was swimming slowly.
DAVID SCHOFIELD Show the fatted calf but not the thing that fattened him.
IRISH PROVERB I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA Our fathers worshiped the golden calf. The worst you can say of an American now is, he worships the ...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL I got a kick on my calf after four minutes in Sunday's Premiership game with Newcastle and now the c...
FREDRIK LJUNGBERG The young gentlemen who came calling seemed especially puzzling. They sat in their velvet shirts and...
PATRICIA A. MCKILLIP It is all right for the lion and the lamb to lie down together if they are both asleep, but if one o...
CRYSTAL EASTMAN Duffy was after the calf, the cow came after Duffy and they all came after my dad.
SANDRA EISINGER I ruptured my plantaris muscle. It runs through the calf and goes down the side of your achilles and...
LEE WESTWOOD The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
WALT DISNEY COMPANY Well, well. Kill the fatted calf and all that. The prodigals have returned.
CASSANDRA CLARE One day through the primeval wood
A calf walked home as good calves should;
But made a trail a...
SAM WALTER FOSS A bellowing cow soon forgets her calf.
UNKNOWN He hurt his calf yesterday in training,
STEVE BRUCE Stay away from milk. It is nature's perfect food - but only if you are a calf.
MARK HYMAN By going to the den of a lion pearls from the head of an elephant may be obtained; but by visiting t...
CHANAKYA Luke is nursing a calf injury, but we will monitor his situation closely,
MARK DAVIES He was not able to push off. The calf was very tight.
ANDY REID Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.
MEGAN WHALEN TURNER Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN We still do not know if it's serious but he already had a strain in the same calf.
JEAN FERNANDEZ I also learned that a male is a bull and the baby is a calf.
BRENT SMITH I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have...
JONAH LOMU When a lion doesn't get its prey, it remains hungry. When the prey saves himself, he has not won...
UDAY KOTAK He had a bad calf, but he's feeling a little better know hopefully. We have held him out of some rac...
HAL CLEMENTS My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.
WOODY ALLEN On the farm, I had chores. I had a calf. We had a herd of cattle in the pasture. We'd go and get...
KRYSTEN RITTER To every cow its calf; to every book its copy.
IRISH PROVERB Basically, they ruined a six- or seven-hundred dollar calf.
LARRY LITTLE If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and st...
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE You'll look like you have lead weights strapped to your feet, ... The higher the heel, the more shap...
BILL CARTER The Herdsman and the Lost Bull
A herdsman tending his flock in a forest lost a Bull-calf from the f...
AESOP I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM As calves get heavier, there will likely be a price slide. That last 50 pounds you put on the calf, ...
DARYL STROHBEHN I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a wa...
HENRY ROLLINS I'm sick of hearing, thinking and talking about Woody Allen. Nonetheless, the allegations agains...
ROXANE GAY There is nothing - nothing - worse than seeing ankle or a hairy calf when a man in a suit or trouser...
ROGER STONE We don't need another Woody. Even Bob Dylan knew he couldn't be Woody Guthrie... I like Wood...
BUZZ OSBORNE Goose [pen] bee [wax] and calf [parchment] govern the world.
[Lat., Anser, apie, vitellus, populus...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL I was in Woody Allen's Stardust Memories in 1980. It was only a bit part and I didn't get to...
SHARON STONE When we created 'Goodness Gracious Me,' it was quoting 'Python' and Woody Allen line...
SANJEEV BHASKAR Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
WOODY ALLEN What I have on my left calf is two skeletons; when you put them together, they form a heart, and it ...
REY MYSTERIO Socks must be at least an 18-percent synthetic blend to insure they don't droop, because droopy ...
ROGER STONE There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU Woody Allen's movies are so much a part of me. I grew up watching them over and over and would r...
NOAH BAUMBACH There is a calf
within California
many calves drowned in Chino mud.
O ANNA NIEMUS Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn
MARTIN AMIS Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn.
MARTIN AMIS They're tights. It's no different from a knee brace. It's no different from a calf brace. It's no di...
KEVIN GARNETT Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without the thorn.
MARTIN AMIS The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one...
DEYTH BANGER If the truth refuses to speak out,but decides to employ nemesis to catch up with the lie,then it may...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
BIBLE It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL Early in the week (Green) had a numbness develop in his calf that went down into his toe. He could p...
DICK VERMEIL I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like ...
EMILY PERKINS We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL I won't back down. I get a satisfaction from being tested and defeating the test.
ASHTON EATON But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD If I lie, I forget what I said the first time. I won't remember the lie. I don't know how pe...
ZACK GREINKE The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
BIBLE I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is g...
JOHN GREEN I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying ca...
REE DRUMMOND In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred
BIBLE The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock: and dust s...
BIBLE Teaching sometimes seems like not one profession, but every profession. We ask them to be doctor and...
NANCY GIBBS Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and...
TODD RUNDGREN New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL It is the black-headed ones, flocks of them, attacking the cows if they are down very long giving bi...
GREG ROSE Who dreamt
and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space
through images juxtaposed,
a...
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