The Meaning of Life

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'