The Mets are gonna be amazing.

The only thing worse than a Mets game, ... is a Mets doubleheader.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.