The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.