The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up

Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending.

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?

That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.

Has anybody ever told you you’re a remarkably cynical person?”
“I like to think of it as learning from experience.