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Tommy Armour

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Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
BERTRAND RUSSELL
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
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This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER
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GARY F EVANS...
The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI
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SIMI GREWAL
The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.
DANIEL WEBSTER
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Anything that is exclusive will be accused of elitism; living one’s dreams will be called pretenti...
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We are hell different but vanity keeps us stuck.
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.
DEREK LANDY
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
MALCOLM FORBES
I was in 20 Shakespearean plays by the time I was 20.
JOHN LITHGOW
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I guess on 89% su...
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ONYI ANYADO
Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
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The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Life can only be understood looking backward. It must be lived forward.
ERIC ROTH
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Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you.
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ALYSON NOEL
The first rule on breaking a rule is to know everything about the rule.
NUNO ROQUE
Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin...
AKIROQ BROST
Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA
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MIKE PENCE
Though the stupid have great capacity to direct the world because they are plentiful, the clever has...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
For the ignorant, even the most stupid things can be accepted as the most perfect! They can easily d...
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Now is everything
Now is the essence
Now is the focus
Focus on the now
For that ...
KAREN HACKEL
until we do what has not yet been done, what has not been done shall remain undone
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.
DR. SEUSS
And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually.
JIMI HENDRIX
Creativity is not just thinking outside the box but living outside it.
VICTOR SHAMAS
Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.
JOE ABERCROMBIE
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THE WEEKND
I'm the most boring person to talk to.
THE WEEKND
Fish die when they are out of water, and people die without law and order.
THE TALMUD
He who promises runs in debt.
THE TALMUD
For me, bomber jackets are smart, but they are also street and have a lot of attitude.
THE WEEKND
Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not ...
THE BIBLE
Who is a wise man? He who learns of all men.
THE TALMUD
Who is wise? One who learns from all.
THE TALMUD
The end result of wisdom is... good deeds.
THE TALMUD
Starting a band is the easy part. Once you've formed the band, you have to tell a story, and tha...
THE EDGE
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.
THE TALMUD
No labor, however humble, is dishonoring.
THE TALMUD
If one man says to thee, Thou art a donkey, pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.
THE TALMUD
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, grow, grow.
THE TALMUD
This is the punishment of a liar: he is not believed, even when he speaks the truth.
THE TALMUD
Prayer carries us half way to God, fasting brings us to the door of His palace, and alms-giving proc...
THE KORAN
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.
THE TALMUD
This is the sum of all -- righteousness. In causing pleasure or in giving pain, in doing good or inj...
THE MAHABHARTA
The sun will set without thy assistance.
THE TALMUD
A person will be called to account on Judgment Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed...
THE TALMUD
Thy friend has a friend, and thy friend's friend has a friend; be discreet.
THE TALMUD
Everyone whose deeds are more than his wisdom, his wisdom endures; and everyone whose wisdom is more...
THE TALMUD
Loving kindness is greater than laws; and the charities of life are more than all ceremonies.
THE TALMUD
The deeper the sorrow the less the tongue has it.
THE TALMUD
A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished.
THE TALMUD
To break an oral agreement which is not legally binding is morally wrong
THE TALMUD
Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth - which goes with him only while goo...
THE TALMUD
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.
THE TALMUD
The doctrines of religion are resolved into carefulness; carefulness into vigorousness; vigorousnes...
THE TALMUD
Greater even than the pious man is he who eats that which is the fruit of his own toil; for scriptur...
THE TALMUD
Sin is sweet in the beginning, but bitter in the end.
THE TALMUD
A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to anger appeaseth strife.
THE BIBLE
Know Ye not ... that the spirit of God dwelleth within you?
THE BIBLE
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.
THE BIBLE
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ru...
THE BIBLE
Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better. The words of a wise ma...
THE BIBLE
A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
THE BIBLE
Strength and honor are her clothing: and she shall rejoice in time to come.
THE BIBLE
And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of the Jews, and in Jerusalem; whom...
THE BIBLE
And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us while he talked with us by the way, a...
THE BIBLE
But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are ...
THE BIBLE
Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
THE BIBLE
A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.
THE BIBLE
Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
THE BIBLE
Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding. For the merchandise of...
THE BIBLE
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall pre...
THE BIBLE
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their...
THE BIBLE
The words of wise men are heard in quiet more than the cry of him that ruleth among fools. Wisdom is...
THE BIBLE
So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, and apply thine heart to understanding; Yea, if thou cri...
THE BIBLE
Wisdom is the principle thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
THE BIBLE
Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good.
THE BIBLE
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
THE BIBLE
There was a little city, and few men within it; and there came a great king against it, and besieged...
THE BIBLE

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We're all put here for a reason. And one little movement changes your way of life.
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I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
TOMMY LASORDA
My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean i...
TOMMY LEE
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
TOMMY LASORDA
We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA
The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA
The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE
I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER
We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS
Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA
When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG
Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE
Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE
Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE
The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS
If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW
The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
TOMMY LASORDA
Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT
He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
TOMMY LASORDA
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the...
TOMMY CHONG
In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE
Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO
Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU
Groupies are just very enthusiastic fans, that's all.
TOMMY RAMONE
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
TOMMY CHONG
For me, I love to dream big, and I love to find ways to be a bit of an explorer. These days, it seem...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o...
TOMMY MADDOX