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The most positive men are the most credulous.


Jonathan Swift

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JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
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