The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

It seems whenever the government doesn’t want anyone to know something, it is all of a sudden critical to national security.

Nobody in the government is talking. It’s a case of national security.”
“Of course. The national security of spying on U.S. citizens.