The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
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MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ...
RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god.
TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name.
LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft...
GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
EDIE CAMPBELL I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato...
ISAIAH WASHINGTON La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v...
PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' Basically, I have no place in organized politics. By coming to the British Parliament, I've allo...
BERNADETTE DEVLIN It wasn't long before people discovered the final horrors of letting an urchin into Parliament.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN One American said that the most interesting thing about Holy Ireland was that its people hate each o...
BERNADETTE DEVLIN To gain what is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it.
CHANDRA WILSON I really don't like confrontations. One of the reasons I'm retiring is that I'm tired of...
EARL WEAVER The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them.
KOBE BRYANT I don't like the word 'poetry,' and I don't like poetry readings, and I usually don&...
TOM WAITS I'm a person of whim, and easily distracted. I don't like multitasking. When I'm doing o...
MARGARET ATWOOD Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.
GAD ELMALEH I really don't mind what people assume about me. I really think that my brain is my private thin...
ALICE EVE I'm hyped up when I'm working. Some people eat when they're hyped up and some people don...
SUSAN SULLIVAN I'm a free speech bigot. I don't like censorship; I just don't think it's a good thi...
FRED WILSON if you can't have the one you love, you can love the one you have
IRAZ 'DEALOVA' I call them associates; I don't like the word 'employee.'
MICKEY DREXLER The honest truth is no, I don't feel like I arrived. I don't feel like I'm worthy. My pu...
ADAM GREEN They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with ...
BROOKE SMITH I'm actually not a big fan of the word hope. I think it's a depressing word. I don't wan...
KELLY CLARKSON One thing I don't like is complaints.
ERIC RIPERT I like the word 'autopilot' more than I like the word 'self-driving.' 'Self-driv...
ELON MUSK I'm not on Twitter or Facebook. I've never been interested in being on any of them. I don...
HANNAH WARE I think my thing is that... I don't know. And that's why I don't wanna sing about 'T...
ZARA LARSSON I know people don't like America very much, but the one thing it's very good on is local gov...
HEATHER BROOKE My reaction when I hear the word 'celebrity' is, 'Who, me?' It doesn't feel like...
CHARLIE COX Well, I'm not one of those people who needs the limelight. If I'm performing, that's wha...
PATTI SMITH When I'm running fast, I don't feel anything, it's effortless, it's like my feet don...
EVELYN ASHFORD I don't understand the word 'hunk.'
GORAN VISNJIC I don't have muscle tone. I'm just flab. I'm not a daredevil. I don't like pain, I d...
CHARLENE TILTON I don't flirt and I don't play the people that I'm meeting with.
SHERILYN FENN You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I don't like gratuitous violence. I don't like the 'Saw' movies. I don't like th...
MICHAEL BIEHN I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not g...
NATASHA LEGGERO It annoys me a little when people try to be positive when I don't play my best. I play to win. I...
CAMILO VILLEGAS Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like...
ELLEN POMPEO I'm just really impressed by oil paintings - I don't see how people do it! That's the st...
BRITTANY HOWARD I'm a little territorial and defensive. I don't like having my space invaded.
SHIA LABEOUF I don't care what people think of me, unless they think I'm mean or something, but I don'...
SIA I don't even like to use the word relationship. I don't know what it means.
RON SILVER Record contracts are just like - I'm gonna say the word - slavery. I would tell any young artist...
PRINCE I don't like it when people don't know the difference between 'their', 'they'...
ALEXA CHUNG I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act...
ELIZABETH GILBERT I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don...
DAN AYKROYD The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't wa...
RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't read much when I'm working. When I'm finished work, I don't want a thing to ...
PAULINE GEDGE I'll tell you one thing about me: I'm very private. I always have been private. People think...
ERIC DICKERSON I don't have Facebook; I don't have Twitter. I don't have anything because, believe it o...
WISSAM AL MANA I'm somewhat horrified because I don't think the young people today even know what history i...
JOAN SUTHERLAND Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find it a littl...
WARREN ZEVON I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much....
ADAM SANDLER I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
DAVE ATTELL I hope one day when I say I'm from Estonia, people don't say: 'What? Where's that?...
CARMEN KASS I don't like the word 'urban' because I think it's a bit of a generalisation and the...
TAIO CRUZ A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sti...
DEMETRI MARTIN I don't care about what people might call my style. It's just like when people call my music...
MAC DEMARCO I don't really have a gimmick or a 'thing.' I'm one of the few artists who gets to b...
DRAKE I don't judge people. I don't even judge people on 'The Voice.' I'm a coach. I...
CEELO GREEN I don't like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don't have a phobia of dirt. I...
KEELEY HAWES I'm a regular person. I know a lot of people love being famous. I don't like it. I'm jus...
WALE I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of ...
ERIC ANDRE I'm such a girly-girl! I don't know why people don't see that.
EVE JIHAN JEFFERS I just don't have this magnetic personality that everyone is drawn to. I don't make friends ...
NATHAN FIELDER I'm not a pretty person. I don't like pretty, so I don't feel badly. Most of the world i...
IRIS APFEL I have rooms full of little dongly things and don't want any more. Half the little dongly things...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I'm comfortable airing my laundry. I don't think one thing's dirty or clean. It's ju...
TITUSS BURGESS I'm 51; I'm younger than Tony Blair. I don't have a dicky heart; I'm up like a broom...
GEORGE GALLOWAY When I'm speaking of love, when I'm speaking of reversing hate, I'm speaking not only of...
MICHELLE BACHELET I always like to pretend two things: one, I'm sitting in the seat beside you watching the game t...
CHICK HEARN Honestly, I'm cool with everyone, and people pick up on that. I'd say, 'I'm not gay,...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT I don't like saying 'no' to people, and I'm going to have to learn how to say 'n...
ERIC BETZIG I think there's a temptation to try to think of people who don't vaccinate as a homogenous c...
EULA BISS What is a Man / Woman who does not try and make the World Better?
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ALAIN PROST The word 'belief' is a difficult thing for me. I don't believe. I must have a reason for...
CARL JUNG I don't know, I like the word sassy.
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MARTIN SELIGMAN Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.
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MARTIN AMIS Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn
MARTIN AMIS What should we do? We have no wish to interrupt the destroyer's work of saving lives... But war is w...
MARTIN NIEM Cannons and fire-arms are cruel and damnable machines; I believe them to have been the direct sugges...
MARTIN LUTHER To not be optimistic about the human race, would be a disregard of the power of the Spirit who creat...
MARTIN SUAREZ To gather with God's people in united adoration of the Father is as necessary to the Christian life ...
MARTIN LUTHER If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universit...
JUDITH MARTIN Beauty and happiness and life are all the same and they are pervasive, unattached and abstract and t...
AGNES MARTIN Art is the concrete representation of our most subtle feelings.
AGNES MARTIN When I think of art I think of beauty. Beauty is the mystery of life. It is not in the eye it is in ...
AGNES MARTIN To progress in life you must give up the things you do not like. Give up doing the things that you d...
AGNES MARTIN My paintings are not about what is seen. They are about what is known forever in the mind.
AGNES MARTIN Any material may be used but the theme is the same and the response is the same for all artwork... w...
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