The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.

Realities of life for happy and unhappy people are basically the same.

That young man will either be killed by you or he will spend the rest of his life in prison in a country that is not his own.

I sold 'Time Life' books on the telephone. It's probably the only pure skill job I've ever had. When you're on and you're good, you get 'yes' after 'yes.' When you're slightly off, you get rejection after rejection. It was one of the greatest jobs I ever had. It was brutal.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in .

It is the poor man who'll ever count his flock.