The only performance that makes it, that makes it all the way is the one that achieves madness.

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.

When I'm 33, I quit.

Mick! I wanna shoot a porn video with you!

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.