The only platform that really works is a platform with no platform vendor, and that's the Internet.


Dave Winer

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

The language we use can subtly influence our thinking. […]

On the face of it, the term ...
JEREMY KEITH
Facebook is a platform inside a platform.
YURI MILNER
A lot of this is sort of a unification of all these (separate) efforts into a base platform that mee...
DAVE ROSENBERG
Audience expectations have grown. The Internet is a hugely compelling platform for us.
ASHLEY HIGHFIELD
There are a lot of things that the Windows platform does better than the Palm platform.
MICHAEL GARTENBERG
There is no more important platform for Oracle than HP and Itanium.
LARRY ELLISON
Any company that offers a platform or pseudo-platform needs to be cautious when it begins to compete...
JOE WILCOX
We think of Groove as a development platform, similar to the way Lotus Notes is a development platfo...
WILLIAM WOOD
They want a common platform, but I'm not sure all the applications on that platform will be theirs.
ELIZABETH HERRELL
Take advantage of this wonderful new platform that you're selling and tie it back to the incumbent p...
BOB GREENE
The staircase is a firm footing, the lift is a hanging platform. Wonder why so many people prefer th...
APURVA GAGLANI
We think we need to evolve the platform and development story to keep pace with developers who want ...
ADAM SOHN
It's a vehicle that goes forward about two generations. Instead of being an improvement over the Ran...
BRYAN OLSON
I was given a tremendous gift and a platform, and it is my responsibility to use my platform to do t...
ERYKAH BADU
On the monetization front, our strengthening leadership in internet user base and broadening reach o...
VICTOR KOO
What we need to do is allow the Navy to explore whether or not that platform (Global Hawk) is in fac...
DIANE WRIGHT
The platform is something that has got to accommodate everything. It is not the old idea of a platfo...
GRAHAM KINGSMILL
A platform is what defines your visibility with your audience.
GERALDINE SOLON
The Internet can give young people a fantastic platform to become financially independent and have g...
DASHA ZHUKOVA
Modelling is an incredible platform.
CAMERON RUSSELL
The Internet is a worldwide platform for sharing information. It is a community of common interests....
LU WEI
YouTube is a platform, a distribution vehicle.
STEVE CHEN
Give another a platform to re-invent himself/herself,because tomorrow you may need that same platfor...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
An open internet is an open platform for debating opposing views. It allows unpopular voices to be h...
NEWTON LEE
The advantages behind this platform are the many real-world benefits of running your business using ...
DAVID JODOIN
Food is merely a platform for condiments.
PETER MARSHALL
Intel has a lot at stake with this platform and they really need to deliver on it.
ERIK LOGAN
We really believe that God gives these guys a platform to share their faith.
RON MOORE
Our mission in Washington boils down to this: Defend the Internet as a free and open platform for in...
ANDREW MCLAUGHLIN
We have over 250 people working to either recruit or enable applications for the DB2 platform. Much ...
JANET PERNA
We want to be platform-agnostic.
GERALD BRUEN
We're going to make search more of a platform.
YUSUF MEDHI
I didn't know of the disparity, or I would have put it in my platform.
GEORGE STEWART
These core principles - helping patients, preventing medical errors, promoting best practices and im...
SHELDON WHITEHOUSE
[The Internet has the potential to be] a platform for the redesign of the health delivery system, .....
IAN MORRISON
Your platform is that of a guy who believes in the sanctity of marriage, and that marriage should be...
BARRY GRAHAM
Your love is the platform for my passion manifesto.
AMANDA MOSHER
Tackle the crime first and create a platform for investment.
NEIL FRASER
Google is this era's transformational computing platform,
STEPHEN ARNOLD
IPP is going to solve a lot of problems with cross-platform printing.
MICHAEL SWEET
If you are in a position where you can reach people, then use your platform to stand up for a cause....
GERMANY KENT
Discovery is becoming a big leader in the multi-platform world.
DON BAER
We're aligning our brand strategy with our platform strategy.
BILL CALDER
My platform ties right in with what I do.
DANIELLE LEE
It may be that other developers are finding that their games play better on one platform over the ot...
SID MEIER
Twitter is an astounding platform for information, but it's a total blank slate - which means it...
RACHEL SKLAR
Linux is the most significant competitor to the Windows platform,
JOHN CONNORS
When foolish talk is given a platform and immunity, the intellectual suffer unbearably.
TURYASINGURA NELSON DERRICK
I believe in peace-building in any kind of platform, be it a political platform like Parliament or n...
SAFAK PAVEY
It was not really a surprise to us, but customers are almost religious about the platform.
LENLEY HENSARLING
I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your plat...
MIGUEL DE ICAZA
People reach an age... where somebody else's platform is no longer yours.
BINYAVANGA WAINAINA
We should be the pro-legal immigration party. A party that has a positive platform and agenda on how...
MARCO RUBIO
The fact is that our business is fundamentally really strong. We have a platform and a depth that no...
SAFRA A. CATZ
The Democratic party of Florida has put a temperance plank in its platform and the Republican party ...
BILLY SUNDAY
The idea is we sell a very general-purpose platform for search.
DAVE GIROUARD
What's your platform? 'We're not the other guys.'
GORDON PETERSON
When we look at acquisitions, we really look at it as platform growth.
JOHN BARTH
What really differentiates an Intel platform running Windows Server 2003 is what users get beyond wh...
BOYD DAVIS
The great thing about Ticketmaster is that it's seen as the comprehensive site for ticketing, ar...
IRVING AZOFF
TS2 provides a much more flexible platform for the issuers.
CRAIG MAURER
Don't beg for platforms, build your platform.
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE
I think music is the most phenomenal platform for intellectual thought.
ANNIE LENNOX
We chose a platform that gave us the best integration for custom applications.
BRUCE BUCKLEY
What's the third smartphone platform? Is it Windows phone? Is Windows Phone going to finally get...
WALT MOSSBERG
When you're dealing with a new platform, the real trick is just getting the game running.
WARREN SPECTOR
The dangerous thing about platform introductions is that they tend to create unrealistic expectation...
G. EDWARD GRIFFIN
Consumers expect a safe, convenient, and affordable globalised payment platform.
LUCY PENG
We've improved since then. There's no better platform than Sunday to show it.
GRAHAM ROBERTS
The first stage I preformed on were the stairs to the hallway in the living room. There was a really...
SEAN ASTIN
Globe has developed a stable operating platform and is generating sound credit metrics.
CHARLES MACGREGOR
Our platform is a one-stop shop, from marketing and promotion through to ticketing. But even in the ...
VICTOR KOO
It's a good strategic platform for taking off in the U.S..
BILL ALEXANDER
For me it's not something I've ever been comfortable with because it's a very narrow platform. I've ...
DEBORAH MADISON
Nightclubs could become your platform for the kingdom of God
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Your book is a springboard and integral strategic part of your overall game plan. Being an author po...
KYTKA HILMAR-JEZEK
Kinky doesn't have a platform, he has common sense.
JAMIE SHARP
Was it widely exploited? No, but it was interesting to see it exploited on the Mac platform.
DAVE COLE
Sometimes the creating that we do is creating a platform that allows other creative people to pitch ...
THEASTER GATES
You'll see an announcement from us about this in the future. Our aim is that by opening up our platf...
ASH PATEL
I am a tariff man, standing on a tariff platform.
WILLIAM MCKINLEY
SPARC is the number two platform for Linux, but it's a distant number two. Sun is doing whatever it ...
KIMBALL BROWN
An event is never the objective. It is the platform for achieving an objective.
PIETER BF SWART
Wilbur and I often end up in the same place because we often see opportunities in industries that ar...
LYNN TILTON
But that was the most restricted launch supply of any major console platform.
ANITA FRAZIER
We think we're going to be especially strong in platform where we have our two platform brands: ...
LARRY ELLISON
The chairman of the conference does feel very strongly that the platform speakers must be dealt with...
FRANCIS MAUDE
It never is but with a great amount of practice you can overcome your concert platform nerves.
JAMES GALWAY
The platform we had in Dallas, the 1984 Republican platform, all the ideas we supported there - from...
TRENT LOTT
I think we should write a platform that allows the nominee to argue his position.
JAMES BOPP
He was using our conference as a party political platform,
BARBARA GILL
Now we will have that global platform, ... That's where the change is happening in financial service...
SANFORD WEILL
We're trying to build a platform utilizing the Internet that allows the good American people to ...
HAMILTON JORDAN
We're extremely excited about the opportunities with this alliance. We're at an age right now as we ...
JOE FOREHAND
I still love radio, but TV is also an awesome platform.
EDDIE TRUNK
With Windows Vista, we went back to the drawing board to create a premier platform for audio and vid...
AMIR MAJIDIMEHR
To me, 'Chopped' is a great platform for championing great causes.
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
This is a potential platform technology for developing many other kinds of therapies.
CLAUDIO SOTO
In a relatively short period of time Linux has come to be known as a standard, secure computing plat...
BRIAN STEVENS
It is important that we women use our position as a platform to influence for good.
OFRA STRAUSS

More Dave Winer

Actually, I would have liked to sell sooner. Keeping the site running was a perpetual challenge. We ...
DAVE WINER
Either we'll succeed and have a well-financed development and operations company, or we'll put Front...
DAVE WINER
Another person who's smarter than I. What a relief to not have to be the smartest guy anymore.
DAVE WINER
A quite simple, but powerful technology that empowers individuals to keep control over and manage th...
DAVE WINER
I don't want to say these things. That's why I'm saying them. You may not want to hear them. That's ...
DAVE WINER
The infrastructure of the US is a long-term suspension of disbelief that such things won't be explod...
DAVE WINER
I looked up 'standard' in the dictionary. There are eleven different definitions.
DAVE WINER
Note that no one asked Mike if his code was open source or if his underwear is clean.
DAVE WINER
OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him.
DAVE WINER
big thumb down ... stop reinventing .
DAVE WINER
You get the software you pay for. In every sense. To the nth degree. That's the way the world works.
DAVE WINER
Net neutrality is a concept that the tech industry rallies around, but it is hypocrisy.
DAVE WINER
One thing's for sure, in the war between freedom and fear, our side is going to have better t-sh...
DAVE WINER
OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him.
DAVE WINER
The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow without is not to grow within.
DAVE WINER
Art and money are closely related. Try sitting down with a group of artists and ask them what's ...
DAVE WINER
You get the software you pay for. In every sense. To the nth degree. That's the way the world wo...
DAVE WINER
Another person who's smarter than I. What a relief to not have to be the smartest guy anymore.
DAVE WINER
There were no PCs when I started programming on computers.
DAVE WINER
They (operating companies) are better financed, better able to grow, and they don't need to continua...
MIKE WINER
I am excited about the impact I pray it has. I hope it is helpful and reveals the unnecessary suffer...
LUCY WINER
It has been a challenging experience to go back, and the type of challenge is different for everyone...
LUCY WINER
This is a significant benchmark in a process that began six years ago. Since those first visits to t...
LUCY WINER
Now is a terrific time to get into these stocks that have been beaten up so much in the last year or...
MICHAEL WINER
A lot of value-type stocks are finally getting recognized. Maybe there's some profit-taking in the h...
MIKE WINER
I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL
Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY
Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY
I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL
As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES
I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN
The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY
When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES
Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK
And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS
That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD
So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS
You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL
Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS
Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE
It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY
I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN
I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL
The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL
I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART
Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS
Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY
The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN
I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY
I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER
'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS
I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS
I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY
There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES
...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY
That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY
Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS
Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY
Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS
How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS
Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER
Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY
A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL
When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL
Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL
When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL
There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL
Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL
My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY
I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE
One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE