The only reason baseball's numerical touchstones have any significance is that most players - even the game's greats - peter out just barely before they reach them.

More than any other major sport, professional or amateur, college football games are decided by the physical incompetence and downright chokery of their players.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!

They are not your players, they are loaned from the club. You just wheel them out for a game for England.

Yeshivas barely teach any Bible, only Talmud.

There are many reasons why I hate college football. The 4-hour games drone on longer than Steve Lyons during the American League playoffs. The ever-expanding season threatens to creep into early July. Boise, Idaho, hosts a bowl game. And it's played on blue artificial turf.