The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool an optimist must know how sad a place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day.

After you pay your E-ZPass bill, there is no reason for the government to keep records of your travel.