The only thing we have to go on is our own sense of what's funny. We try to do a radio show that we want to listen to. …We're also aware of the fact that it's a game show. … The last thing we want to do is put on a game show that makes people feel dumb.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn.
"Arthur," I say.
The car doesn't yield.
"Arthur," I say.
He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper.
"Arthur, our turn was back there.

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.