The only time he made a pass at me, I upended a jug of water over him and walked out.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.