The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

The conspiracy theories have never had it better.

Why do we love the idea that people might be secretly working together to control and organise the world? Because we don't like to face the fact that our world runs on a combination of chaos, incompetence and confusion.