The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.