The people of Texas A&M and the community have accepted us with open arms, and when I say that, I'm not just talking about our team, but everyone in the Tulane family. We have all of our student-athletes here and enrolled and we are thankful to be here and begin the semester on the Texas A&M campus. Our thoughts and prayers, however, are with the city of New Orleans and our campus.
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SEX AND THE CITY It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special s... SEX AND THE CITY The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. It took me six months to get the message th... SEX AND THE CITY It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percen... SEX AND THE CITY Lipstick, SEX AND THE CITY Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a who... SEX AND THE CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... SEX AND THE CITY It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. SEX AND THE CITY Don't you want to stand still with me? SEX AND THE CITY I don't know. I moved to L.A. to be a rock star and a comedian, and now I'm a contributor to Cosmopo... SEX AND THE CITY I think it's romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. [Carrie] SEX AND THE CITY I don't see color, I see conquests.[Samantha] SEX AND THE CITY The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires... SEX AND THE CITY Our thoughts and prayers are with the student-athletes and people in the Miami area. CHRIS MASSARO Your past doesn't actually exist. What you think is your past is a tiny blip of electricity in your ... DAN PEARCE I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It i... FLANNERY O'CONNOR Hard to restrain, unstable is this mind; it flits wherever it lists. Good it is to control the mind.... GAUTAMA BUDDHA Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON
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