The pessimist thinks that, the Apple would sue an apple we eat for having the same name; while optimist thinks that, the Apple would make a 3D printer that would print an apple we eat.

He could neither read faces nor books properly, because since childhood he was always on Facebook

He adds friends on Facebook, not to befriend them, but to get applause, whenever he posts his photos, comments or notes on Facebook

Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders

There are two types of Facebook Ids, real and fake: similarly there are two types of selfies, real without a phone and a fake with a phone.

Only way the so called expert could make up for his lack of knowledge was growing a French cut beard.