The president is always made fun of.

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

It's always fun to put on bell bottoms and have your butt hanging out and hip huggers.

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years.

A friend of mine had his own theater company, and he jumped me in like I was in a gang. And once I came in, it was just that simple. For the first time in my life, I felt, 'This is a career, this is a life that I think I can grow old doing.' It was love at first sight. I loved being on stage and reading these plays. It was great.

I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.