The prima ballerinas who taught me were far more scary than Gordon Ramsay. They'd scream at me and pull my legs and arms, so after them Gordon was a piece of cake.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

Damning taxes is a piece of cake. It's defending them that's hard.

I used to be such a daredevil but now I'm much more cautious.

I think because I did a lot of modelling and appeared in lads mags a lot of women didn't necessarily warm to me. But now I have been through childbirth, post-natal depression and struggled with my weight, women seem to relate to me a lot more.