The problem is that music is selfish in that you need to make it for yourself, so that you can give it away, and those two things don't jive. I needed to find the right reason to play that had the magic and mystery and excitement that made me want to play in the first place.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? CRAIG GROESCHEL We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. CRAIG GROESCHEL Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... DEYTH BANGER Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU When you are true to yourself, you will find yourself more easily able to pursue the things that mat... ELIZABETH ALRAUNE I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations... C. JOYBELL C. A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ... RICK RIORDAN Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... ARUNDHATI ROY The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to... GARY F EVANS... Being present is being connected to All Things. S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL Vents were added to the rear bonnet in 1972 and resulted in wet engines and starting problems, and t... CHRISTINA ENGELA Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I was brought up not to be selfish or self-centered. So if you play somebody who isn't so lovabl... JULIE KAVNER For those who have walked through the fires of hell and rather than fall to its flames, have emerged... SHERRILYN KENYON If you play music for the right reasons, the rest of the things will come. The right reason to play ... GEORGE BENSON You can go crazy and play solos in the right place, and that's great because it can intensify an... BENMONT TENCH Time is so important.'so spend time doing something that you love.' make the most of it and Let the ... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI In order to honor God with your wealth, you first have to admit that you are rich. Most people won't... CRAIG GROESCHEL Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea... JODI PICOULT What Fucks me... is that we both are the same... we all walk on the same path... but everything is a... DEYTH BANGER Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... My kids download 10 games. They play them all for two minutes. They throw away the eight they don... MITCH LASKY Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We can play now… just do that and that little piece of kinky thoughts… few perverts add and you ... DEYTH BANGER You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make ... RICHARD CURTIS I'm not saying that what the radio plays isn't good. My issue is with what they don't pl... DJ JAZZY JEFF Singing for stage, if you don't hear yourself, that's when you push, and that's when you... AARON TVEIT Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON When you reach out to God humbly, you'll find that He's already reaching out to you. CRAIG GROESCHEL It doesn't matter what you feel - ultimately, it's what the audience feels. You can finish a... CAREY MULLIGAN What one promise do you need to claim? Find it. Don't give up. Cling to it. CRAIG GROESCHEL A teachable spirit and a humbleness to admit your ignorance or your mistake will save you a lot of p... RON CARPENTER JR. The excitement of the fans in Montreal, especially in the playoffs, I don't think you can get th... SAKU KOIVU Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES It's only awkward if it matters. JOYCE RACHELLE Be a good guide, tell me what you see, are sure is that? Please try to describe the picture as ... DEYTH BANGER David cuts through all the many needs, wants, and desires that may have been bouncing around inside ... CRAIG GROESCHEL 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON For me, I've learned that the best thing is to focus on the team you play for and yourself and w... SIDNEY CROSBY I found that quiet place in my home that is my place of refuge. I don't care if you got kids or ... ROLAND MARTIN The only reason for doing a play is to make a statement about it, and by that I don't mean a con... ORSON WELLES One must simply take the days of their lives as they happen. If you spend time worrying over what is... R.J. GONZALES The things of substance are the things that we need to focus on, but they are the things that seem t... ELIZABETH ALRAUNE I thank God for schools that are serious about the gospel of Jesus Christ. They are vital to perpetu... JAMES C. DOBSON Being selfish to me means that you have to look out for yourself and you don't have to sacrifice... HERBIE MANN If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... CRAIG GROESCHEL Embrace YOU...Believe in yourself, in this very moment...forgive yourself for all mistakes and 'bad'... ANGIE KARAN I've always dreamed of having an album. The problem is that it's just very difficult to make... ZEDD I want to tell women that you need to love yourself and make yourself a priority. It's only when... BIPASHA BASU My favorite thing about guitar, and the thing that always drew me to it when I was first learning to... CHARLIE WORSHAM Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. B... RICHARD CURTIS I had forgotten that God, or the world, or whatever carves the rules in stone, doesn't give you time... TANA FRENCH One of the defining things about my career on camera is I like to play different characters. That ge... DIEDRICH BADER The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL You don't want to pretend that 9/11 ended in 2002 with the first anniversary. So how do you fram... JAKE BARTON The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things tha... DANA CARVEY I don't want to take the escalators. Give me the stairs that have the dips and the two old ladie... RJ CYLER The movie business is very difficult but the music business is just impossible. So I'll play in ... JEREMY RENNER One of my teachers once said that the way you know you're on the right path is that it works. No... JAMES REDFIELD God decided that this time in history was perfect for you to glorify Him and make an eternal differe... CRAIG GROESCHEL I can't say that I fully relate to things that I play. Sometimes it's nice to spend half the... TAISSA FARMIGA You are preparing yourself for a scene, and the most important thing is to remain emotionally availa... GALE HAROLD I want to make the music that people remember, and it doesn't need a trend; it doesn't need ... TESSANNE CHIN To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Ballet is sort of a mystery to me. And I don't want to unravel that mystery. ROBERT CARO Some writers are curiously unmusical. I don't get it. I don't get them. For me, music is ess... BARRY HANNAH Now is the time when you see people which you know... but they start ignoring you... and how do you ... DEYTH BANGER I don't believe any artist who says, 'I had to do that because DJs will tell me I can't ... PATTI SMITH I want him to think of me in those situations, because it's a mismatch for me to be out there on DBs... JERRAMY STEVENS I don't believe you can get into somebody's character but more that somebody comes in you. Y... CARICE VAN HOUTEN 'E.T.' was the movie that made me want to make movies in the first place, and it was the fir... ADAM GREEN Anything you can do to express yourself is a form of art. That's why I love my craft so much. I ... EMILY RIOS You want to play in every game, and you especially don't want to be in the penalty box for five ... CARL HAGELIN I started saying, 'I don't want to be crazy anymore.' I need to make some changes. And t... NATALIE COLE I play vinyl and CDs. Playing vinyl is the best sound quality you can get playing music loudly, so t... JAMIE XX I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at pic... ALTON BROWN 32. Before you criticize your parents for their failures and mistakes, ask yourself: “Will I reall... JAMES C. DOBSON I don't like to define my music. To me, music is pure emotion. It's language that can commun... YANNI Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I believe that one key to success is to accept truth, no matter how it's spoken. ROBERT KIYOSAKI The problem with a lot of Indian boys and girls is that they do not approach their partner, they are... APURVA GAGLANI The road to salvation is filled with many false dark turn-offs, if you take those roads they will le... GARY F EVANS... Remember that you don't choose love; love chooses you. All you really can do is accept it for al... KENT NERBURN I always say: 'Share your happiness with the world, give other people that happiness and let it ... IGGY AZALEA
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Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind o... JOSH HOMME Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. JOSH HOMME The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ... JOSH HOMME I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ... JOSH HOMME I think one of the coolest things you can do is disappear for a while, because it gives you the chan... JOSH HOMME If you wanna be famous, then it's okay if the music is fake, because fame isn't real. JOSH HOMME When it's time to make music, that's about getting lost for me. To be a control freak is not... JOSH HOMME Looking for equality everywhere is a huge mistake because equals are terrible and boring. But a sens... JOSH HOMME I've worked at a deli, I've worked construction, I've worked a few different jobs. 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JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end.... JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them. JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first. JOSH BILLINGS I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's... JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it. JOSH JENKINS Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. JOSH BILLINGS Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr... JOSH BILLINGS A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. 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JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius. JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing. JOSH BILLINGS About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til... JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself. JOSH BILLINGS When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro... 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JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all... JOSH LIEB One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n... JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo... JOSH DUHAMEL