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The rain didn't wash away the snow, but it washed away the visitors. People don't think of skiing when there's no snow in their front yard.


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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Because rain will wash away everything, if you let it.
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DR. G. PATRICK KEALEY Rain or snow, no fail, we'll be here.
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MAUREEN JOHNSON Be melting snow.
Wash yourself of yourself.
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TIM CAHILL It looks like rain or snow up in the Sierra through the week.
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ASHLEY BURNETT We love the sight of the brown and ruddy earth; it is the color of life, while a snow-covered plain ...
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XIAO TIAN We've put the snow guns away just because of the astronomical cost. That's a lot of money when you'r...
RYAN GUERRETTE People are not rain or snow or autumn leaves; they do not look beautiful when they fall.
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DON GREEN It will start out mostly as rain, end up as snow at the tail end of it.
JIM FISCHER Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion ...
HERODOTUS Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of ...
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I will deliver, rain, snow, anything short of a tornado,
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GUY FIERI People think I'm Snow White... the most boring person in the world!
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CATHY ALLINGER We know for sure we'll have it - snow, rain and probably everything else.
CATHY PRIESTNER ALLINGER You wake up on a winter morning and pull up the shade, and what lay there the evening before is no l...
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P. J. O'ROURKE Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE Snow, sleet, hail, ice, rain, floods. Did I say ice?
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COLT BRENNAN Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember.
SPIRITED AWAY In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had...
CHRISTINA ROSSETTI In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a sto...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Business definitely goes down when there isn't a lot of snowfall. When people don't see snow in thei...
DARCIE BREIDEL Their errors have been weighed and found to have been dust in the balance; if their sins were as sca...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Perhaps I write for no one. Perhaps for the same person children are writing for when they scrawl th...
MARGARET ATWOOD Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion ...
HERODOTUS Those who are attached to the True One have their filth washed away.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB They expect significant freezing rain on Wednesday, with the potential for some snow and sleet mixed...
WES JUNKER It's very simple -- lots of snow in the mountains. The deeper the snow is in the mountains, the more...
LARRY BOWMAN It turns out that on the west slope of the Cascades, the precipitation that falls as snow (today) is...
CHRIS DALY This tells you we've gotten hammered in the Cascades with snow, while we've gotten hammered in the V...
BRUCE SUSSMAN On a good weekend we're apt to have 1,000 snow machines through our yard.
MARTIN BEATTIE A lot of places away from the east are not going to get any snow although they might get the odd flu...
PAUL KNIGHTLEY Singing in the rain. I'm singing in the rain. And it's such a fucking glorious feeling. An unexpecte...
DAVID LEVITHAN Everybody gets hurt. Sometimes a big hurt, sometimes a little hurt. But the person who's suffered a ...
SAKURA TSUKUBA Most mountaintops will experience a little bit of snow and a lot of people will experience whiter st...
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where everyone finally gets what they want. RICHARD SIKEN I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk ...
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ED CAMPBELL He [has delivered] medical equipment to patients' homes in all of Garrett County in the rain, snow, ...
BRENDA BUTSCHER Fantasy like thought that no man could rain
Just let her reign
Run wild with her unafraid<...
MAQUITA DONYEL IRVIN This was one of the better snow years for sure. There were no huge dumps of snow, but we had a long ...
STEVE SPENCER they're trying to wash us away, they're trying to wash us away.
AARON NEVILLE These areas have been covered with wet snow that is now melting away, exposing it to mallards and ot...
ALAN HANCOCK Wash Away (Beneath the Shadows)
ALKALINE TRIO I think there's a lot of ignorance . I don't know if people understand the difference between a free...
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ED WALDAPFEL Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season
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Frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron,
Water like a stone;...
CHRISTINA ROSSETTI The truth is, there are probably eight more 'Snow White' scripts floating around out there. ...
EVAN DAUGHERTY At this point, even additional snow or a light rain would not change it too much.
GREG GUST The best PR is when people look up in the sky ... see the snow start to fall.
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ALLISON FORSYTH dont let your abuser win ,,,, brake the silence they have no right to get away with it xx
GRACE In the bleak midwinter
Frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron,
Water like...
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GUNNAR BROLINSON The ruby at Melisandre's throat gleamed red. "It is not those foes who curse you to your face that y...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN My brethren have dealt deceitfully as a brook, and as the stream of brooks they pass away; / Which a...
BIBLE When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I'll know I'm growing old.
LADY BIRD JOHNSON

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JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
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