The reason for his amazing speed in martial arts is, he would practice, "Liking", "Just posted photos", first on Facebook.

On Facebook, if people like someone’s status of being sad, do they like him being sad.

My son, it is possible that money you save, may lie idle in a bank, it is also possible that martial art you learn, may never be required to be put into use, but this shall not deter you from practicing this arts, because then you may require to beg for money or mercy in future.

He could neither read faces nor books properly, because since childhood he was always on Facebook

He adds friends on Facebook, not to befriend them, but to get applause, whenever he posts his photos, comments or notes on Facebook

‘Sure, my son you can control your fate but first learn to control your kick', thus spake a karateka monk to a gawky peter pan.