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Hunter S. Thompson

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ROGER SIMON My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson.
DYLAN PENN The dawn is killing me off, the fog is on the windows, the [ra]coons have robbed the cans, and down ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for peopl...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON People such as Hunter S. Thompson and the Beats were a huge influence on me, not just in what they w...
COREY TAYLOR Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON As for LSD, I highly recommend it. We had a fine, wild weekend and no trouble at all. The feeling it...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The brutal reality of politics would be probably intolerable without drugs.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON February was always the cruellest month for Hunter S Thompson,
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY Over the years, we worked on some promising projects that Hunter could do while never leaving the Fa...
JAY COWAN One of the worst incidents of that era caused no complaints at all: this was a sort of good-natured ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON OK for now. I enjoyed my quick, high-powered visit over there and look forward to a dead-game replay...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challengin...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, ...
TUCKER CARLSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in ...
BONNIE HUNT The proper bookmark for a Hunter Thompson book is a pair of brass knuckles.
JONATHAN HEATT February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I would say a Big Thompson type flood on Boulder Creek, we could see twice that many people being ca...
ALAN TAYLOR I wear clothes that most people in the Midwest would probably deem inappropriate at my age. And I ro...
LIZ PHAIR Jim Thompson understood something about the serial killer before the psychology caught up to it, whi...
VAL KILMER I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no rea...
ZACK GREINKE I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not we...
ELLEN DEGENERES Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI Women who wear kimonos, when the fight, they have to keep their knees together, and when they use a ...
LUCY LIU The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in p...
PHYLLIS DILLER I would wear flamboyant clothes and long hair, and most singers at the time didn't.
LITTLE RICHARD Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON In L.A., like, there's a lot of, like, materialism, and, you know, people who think they're ...
KREAYSHAWN All of us have to be prevaricators, hypocrites, and liars every day of our lives; otherwise the soci...
O. HENRY Throughout our history we have seen the careers of some of the nation's most notable journalists flo...
JANN WENNER Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA People want to be in their own fashion tribes, so they want to wear the same clothes to be connected...
CHRISTIAN LACROIX Golf is the most fascinating game, but other people's game is the most boring thing.
RONNIE CORBETT The reason I go for the designers is because they make me feel good. It's about finding clothes ...
CHERYL COLE I absolutely hate clothes shopping, though I love clothes. It's my idea of heaven to be handed t...
ZOE WANAMAKER I'm just not the glamour type. Glamour girls are born, not made. And the real ones can be glamorous ...
TERESA WRIGHT Movies can be effective in influencing people to think in ways they might not otherwise be exposed t...
WALTER KOENIG One would think state and local officials would know beforehand who would handle the dead, and where...
DAVID MARIN What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why the...
ALICE COOPER Michelle is good for golf, just as Tiger was good for golf. There are a lot of people who may not fo...
CAROLYN BIVENS Most people play someone else's role or wear mask of other people because they don't think about wha...
SUNDAY ADELAJA The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing go...
DONALD TRUMP The reason we can play, ... is that it's not about the golf swing. It makes no difference how you sw...
JIM THORPE Now, I like these changes. The reason I do is because if you look at other golf courses we play, lik...
CHARLES HOWELL Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
JOEY ADAMS We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expos...
MARK TWAIN I play every single morning. Alice Cooper has never played golf. I play golf. If you put golf clubs ...
ALICE COOPER I don't like to try very hard. Most of the time it's just jeans, a T-shirt and Converse trai...
JESSICA HART Play is always voluntary. What might otherwise be play is work if it's forced.
BOB BLACK Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
P. G. WODEHOUSE Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
P.G. WODEHOUSE In your career, you must be so careful; otherwise, you get caught in a particular image, and it'...
DAVID HEDISON During the Olympics they're really strict about what you're allowed to wear. You get a lot o...
HENRIK LUNDQVIST Lots of people use good character and moral standing as a brand name. They know it's what people lik...
C. JOYBELL C. I love the mix of people who hang out at nightclubs now. Their individuality is an inspiration to me...
DONATELLA VERSACE We are drifting into some ugly parallels here, and if I'd written this kind of thing two years ago I...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Grief wraps around people, takes them to a place they would not go otherwise.
PATTI CALLAHAN HENRY Be specific about what would be best for your child. If you need play clothes for the babies, say yo...
DIANE HARRIS I'm just not the glamour type. Glamour girls are born, not made. And the real ones can be glamor...
TERESA WRIGHT I think most teams would be happy to hold Torrington to 52 points when they have been scoring in the...
ED GENERALI People like us are dead to society unless we’re pretentious, tell people what they want to hear, t...
DONNA LYNN HOPE You don't have to drink this," I said, handing him the champagne. "But Sandy might like it".
"N...
JAY COWAN With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it&#...
JOHNNY DEPP Did you know there's probably more golf played in Iceland than most places in the world? They pl...
JACK NICKLAUS His costumes in 'Flora' were wonderful. They were really of the style of the 1930's, but his clothes...
LIZA MINNELLI People on Medicare are going to be getting much more in benefits than they would have otherwise rece...
HERB KUHN For whatever reason, people, including very well-educated people or people otherwise interested in r...
PAUL MULDOON They ought to be good. They play more golf than we do.
FUZZY ZOELLER This is not about highly complex s. This is about what most people would consider everyday reading s...
LARRY MCQUILLAN The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love
DON ROSE I want to make clothes that people will wear, not styles that will make a big splash on the runway.
OSCAR DE LA RENTA People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Often something more simple would be better. Sometimes I put things together - a shirt, a sweater, a...
INES DE LA FRESSANGE About a week earlier I had finished a book (on the Hell's Angels, scheduled this fall by Random Hous...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I felt that they are mentally retarded people. There is a mental problem with our players. They don'...
INTIKHAB ALAM It's the kind of clothes that mothers and daughters can wear, in terms of concept... It's no...
RALPH LAUREN All gods who receive homage are cruel. All gods dispense suffering without reason. Otherwise they wo...
ZORA NEALE HURSTON When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT I wouldn't be caught dead in red.
BILLY PORTER They all provide opportunities these kids would never have like learning to play tennis, golf, fish.
DANNY LYONS If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2...
RUSTY FISCHER It has been very tough. We know that I won five times in the first five years...and then I just coul...
JARMO SANDELIN The friendliness of the people was impressive, and their cleanliness was unbelievable. They also all...
BOB CANDEE It is difficult, if not impossible, for most people to think otherwise than in the fashion of their ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never...
ANATOLE FRANCE I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie.
DENNIS RODMAN The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way dow...
ED MCMAHON But the customer is the final, final filter. What survives the whole process is what people wear. I&...
MARC JACOBS Most people are not so stupid to be not able to differentiate eventually between the right and the w...
ANUJ SOMANY People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
LEE MILDON The only reason to be in politics is public service. There's no other reason. Frankly, if that&#...
MALCOLM TURNBULL Women tend to wear clothes that are too tight, and men tend to wear clothes that are too loose.
MARK ANTHONY I think most students think that most professors play golf or watch sports and drink beer when they ...
JAMES KELLARIS I learned a long time ago not to judge people by what they look like, sound like, or by the clothes ...
SHERRILYN KENYON It takes a lot of money to play golf, ... and we want to be a sport for everybody. The First Tee is ...
TOM WATSON ....you don't want to be caught by the dead line!
IDDI LUKOO The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
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HUNTER S. THOMPSON I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON It never got weird enough for me.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON was doldrums time.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.

Remembered line from a long-
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON and the sad notes floated out to the
patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years p...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Fear is just another word for ignorance
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Some may never live, but the crazy never die
HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river
HUNTER S. THOMPSON This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Still humping the American Dream
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment?
HUNTER S. THOMPSON