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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'


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ADAM BALDWIN My heroes are the camera crew and the electricians. They work such long hours.
ADAM BALDWIN I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
ADAM BALDWIN I think work begets work.
ADAM BALDWIN What I try to do is to appreciate every job I have while I'm working on it.
ADAM BALDWIN The only people who have control over their careers are the ones you see on the covers of magazines....
ADAM BALDWIN I was involved with drama departments since the 5th grade. I played at it. It was an escape.
ADAM BALDWIN A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are e...
ADAM BALDWIN I'm always looking, as an actor, for activities. I think it's far more interesting to watch ...
ADAM BALDWIN I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.
ADAM BALDWIN It was never the fame or fortune that drove me to act. It was something I love and enjoy doing it. A...
ADAM BALDWIN I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the ...
ADAM BALDWIN Stillness as a technique is still really captivating to me.
ADAM BALDWIN Bad things happen sometimes.
ADAM ANT I feel very grateful to be alive and well enough to make music.
ADAM ANT Creative people are more prone to depression.
ADAM ANT Antidepressants are very good, but it's a clinical cosh, really. Sometimes you have to be knocke...
ADAM ANT I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.
ADAM ANT My daughter, Lily Caitlin, means the most to me in the world.
ADAM ANT I'm a punk rocker. I don't do Christian.
ADAM ANT I like being infamous. I think it is safe being a cult.
ADAM ANT