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November is more than soon enough to have an election.
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No party is as bad as its leaders.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS