The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em.

You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby holds a hammer

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

We have the best Congress money can buy.